Severus: Can I marry both Cissa and Meda? Do I really have to choose
Lucius: You can marry Meda, I'm gonna marry Cissa
Severus: Meda marries Ted so it's a win win situation
Lily: I wanna marry Cissa too
Narcissa: Sure
Lily: Omg! Blessed!!! *squeals in excitement and faints*
Andromeda: Will she be alright?
Severus: *shrugs* Probably
Severus: Meda hug!
Andromeda: *hugs Severus*
Severus: *hugs back happily*
Narcissa: Aw, how cute
Narcissa: Anyways what's going on?
Lucius: We're playing some muggle game called Kiss, Marry, Kill
Lucius: You get three names and you decide who you would kiss, marry, or kill
Evan: Yup and who you gets the most kill votes we actually kill
Narcissa: And what about the other options do those actually happen?
Evan: Nope
Narcissa: Aw, so me and Luc don't get to marry the darling little redhead~
Evan: Marry if y'all want but Sev might fight you so
Narcissa: Alright, alright *giggles*
Narcissa: I wonder who will die
Remus: It's Sirius, he's gonna die there's no discussing this
Sirius: Really Remus...
Remus: Yes, you get to join James
Sirius: .....
Andromeda, still hugging Severus: Join James? Where is he?
Severus: Somewhere nice and warm *smiles*
Lily: Yeah! Hehe
Sirius: Fuck-
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters