Lily: Kill James, Kiss Remus, and Marry Sev
Severus: So I take it I can't kill myself
Lily: No sir you cannot
Severus: I'd kill James, slap myself, and marry Remus
James: wait a minute! what have I done to either of you two to deserve this?!
Severus & Lily: Boi do we wonder
James: .....
James: I hate this game
Lily: Answer the question dipshit
James: I'd marry Remus, kiss myself, and kill Severus
Severus: You're friend tried to kill me before and yet here I am
Severus: So I hope you do a better job
Lily: SEVERUS SNAPE!
Severus: .....
Severus: Hi 😊
Remus: He's weird
Severus: Thank you
Lily: Rem answer
Remus: Um ok, I'd marry Severus, kiss myself, murder James
James: Moony! We're supposed to be friends!!
Remus: Says who?
James: Ok Rude
Severus: Haha
Lily: Siri!!
Sirius: What?
Lily: Answer this
Sirius: Why?
Lily: JUST DO IT!
Sirius: fine, fine....I'd marry James, kiss Remus, and kill Severus
Severus: you tried and you did not succeed
Sirius: I hate you
Severus: Likewise
Lily: boys behave
Remus: I doubt they listen
Lily: Sev does the rest of you do not
Severus: 😊
James: Tsk bastard
Severus: Suck it
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
فكاهةIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters