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Evan: 100 bucks says Avery will choose to marry Remus
Mulciber: Bet
Lily: Where is he anyways?
Severus: With Remus
Evan: Wonderful, some go kidnap him
Barty: I'll do it!
Evan: Thank you my darling friend!!
*Barty runs off to go get Avery*
Severus: Barty is just willing to do anything huh
Evan: Yup, its great, we don't let him around other people for his safety
Lily: Good, good, so while he's going to kidnap Avery, who would you guys marry?
Severus: I'd marry Meda
Mulciber: Of course you would
Lily: I'd marry Meda too, no lie
Evan: Like Avery, I'd marry Remus
*Barty comes back while dragging Avery along*
Barty: I brought him!
Avery: Someone explain to me why the fuck Barty dragged me out of class!!?
Evan: I told him too, you can hex me later, now pick who you'd marry
Avery: *rolls his eyes* Tsk, I'd marry Remus, Kiss Andromeda, and kill Harry, goodbye *leaves*
Barty: Look Ev was right
Evan: You all owe me a 100 bucks, all except barty
Severus: Mul pay Ev for me
Mulciber: Alright *pays Evan 300 bucks*
Evan: You gave me 300? Who else are you paying for?
Mulciber: The redhead cause Sev may not have said it but he implied in the way his voice sounded that I had to pay for her too
Barty: That's very confusing
Evan: Not really, not when its about those three
Lily: Hehe, Barty who would you marry?
Barty: I'd marry Andromeda, she's nice
Evan: And as for Mulciber he'd marry no one and kill everyone
Mulciber: Correct
Severus: I'd kill Remus
Lily: What? Why?
Severus: He asked me too
Lily: .....
Evan: You're such a good friend sev
Severus: Thank you
Lily: Behave, both of you
Severus: Boooo
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
