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Regulus: Marry Evan and kill the other two
Severus: Me too
Lily: Me three
Remus: Me four
Sirius: Me five
James: SIRIUS!!
Sirius: What?
Evan: Haha!
James: You're supposed to be on my side!!
Sirius: Wha- *re-looks at the options* Ohh *laughs nervously* Whoops, sorry prongs, I'd marry you instead
James: Thank you
Lucius: He'd be the only one to marry you
James: Bite me, Malfoy!
Mulciber: So we're all in agreement, we'd marry Evan and kill the other two
Everyone in unison: Yes
Mulciber: Alright, cool, who's helping?
Severus, Lily, and Regulus: *raises their hands excitedly*
James: Well shit....
Lucius: They've killed before, you should run
James: Right..... *runs off*
Mulciber: Let's go kill Potter and Black Sr.!!
Regulus: Yay, we get to kill my father!!
Severus: We should kill your mom too
Regulus: We should!!!
Lily: Off we go!!
*Her, Regulus, Severus, and Mulciber leave*
Evan: This was fun *smiles*
Lucius: Yes it was haha *laughs*
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
