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Hp - kiss, marry, kill

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In the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters

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by slyther-bi

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Lily, while holding Severus: Mul kill Dumbledore

Mulciber: Got it *leaves*

Lucius: Welp that's another problem solved

Evan: This is like the third time someone requests me and I'm finally really good right despite the fact that only Barty would choose to marry me

Severus: *whispers in Lily's ear*

Lily: Sev says that barty has a thing for blondes which is why he chooses you

Evan: I still feel special *smiles*

Barty: Do you wanna feel more special?

Evan: Yes

Barty: Mulciber is an option and Sev likes him so no one can choose to marry Mul cause if you do Sev will kill you, so that only leaves us with you and Dumbledore. And everyone here hates Dumbledore so we'd all kill him, which is what Mul is doing right now, so that only leaves us with you being the only option for us to choose for marriage.

Lily: So we all have to marry Evan?

Barty: Yes

Evan: Don't worry, I'll be the trophy/house wife

Lily: Deal, Sev will be my mistress and Mul will be Sev's mistress

Evan: And I will spend all my time with Barty, my favorite spouse

Barty: Yay *smiles*

Lily: Good, glad we worked this out

Evan: I'm glad too

*Evan and Lily shake hands*