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Regulus: Yay we get to kill my mother!!
Severus: Yay!!
Evan: Who would you marry Sev or Lily?
Regulus: Both, I marry one of them and the other is part of the package
Lily: He's got a point
Regulus: I know I am
Bellatrix: What Mulciber who's in denial?
Mulciber: Oh fuck you
Evan: He plays the role of the mistress
Mulciber: I AM NO ONE'S MISTRESS!!!
Regulus: You can be Sev's mistress~
Mulciber: Fine
Lily: Wait!!
Regulus: Don't kill Sev's dream of having you two
Lily: Oh alright
Evan: Honestly the three of you should just date, it'll solve so many problems
Lily: I refuse to date Mulciber
Mulciber: And I refuse to date a mudblood
Bellatrix: You date Snape for one day and Mulciber dates him the next and so on and so on
Regulus: Do it for Severus
Lily and Mulciber: Deal
Evan: I can already hear the wedding bells
Regulus: Lol
Severus: What wedding bells?
Evan: Nothing~
Evan: NOW LET'S GO KILL WALBURGA!!
Everyone: Yes!!
*They all cheer*
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
