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Lily: Ooo how intriguing!
Severus: Kill James, Marry Lily, and Kiss Bellatrix
James: That was quick
Lily: I bought him a box of strawberries 😊
Severus: *nods happily while eating strawberries*
James: *quickly writing that down*
Lily: Alright now I'd Marry myself, kiss Bellatrix, and murder James
Sirius: Merlin James what you do to them?
Lucius: Are you seriously asking that stupid question?
Sirius: Yes
Bellatrix: I hate that I'm related to you
Lily: Sirius, James is a dick to both me and Sev.
Lily: Bella is also a dick but not to us so she's better
Bellatrix: Lmfao
James: ......
James: I hate this place
Lucius: All this could be resolved so long as you apologize, you realize that right?
James: ...
James: Who's turn is it to answer?
Severus: He won't apologize cause he thinks he hasn't done anything wrong and because he has a huge ego
Lily: Siri! Bella! Luc! Answer!!
Bellatrix: Marry Myself of course, kill Potter, and kiss Evans
Lily: Nice 😌
Severus: Simp
Lily: Shut up!
Bellatrix: interesting 😏
Lily: Luc, Siri! Hurry up and answer!!
Sirius: Fine, fine
Sirius: I'd marry James, kiss you, and kill Bellatrix
Lucius: I'd marry Lily, kiss Bellatrix, and kill James
Lily: I'm glad that everyone aside from Siri, have agreed to kill James
Severus: James didn't answer
Lily: No one cares about his answer
James: Rude
Lucius: Yet true
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
