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Evan: Well guys you're all invited to my wedding with the son of Hades
Severus: Are you gonna marry him just to get to his father?
Evan: No, the only time I'd marry someone to get to their father is Lucius
Lucius: I'm getting a restraining order against you
Evan: *fake gasps* You are so mean to your future stepfather!!
Lucius: You will never be my future stepfather!!!!
Evan: Mm, kids these days have no respect
Severus: Whatever you say Mr. Daddy issues
Evan: Shush
Lucius: You both have daddy issues
Severus: That's fair
Lily: Anyways who would you kiss or kill Ev?
Evan: I'd kiss Remus and kill Harry
Evan: Lucius who would you marry?
Lucius: Most likely Remus
Remus: Yay! I get to be rich do nothing wife! *smiles*
Severus: Lol
Severus: And who would you kiss and kill?
Lucius: Kiss whoever Nico is and kill harry
Lily: Rude
Lucius: Don't care, answer
Lily: I'd marry Nico, cause he's like sev except nico's gay not bisexual. Anyways, I'd kiss both Remus and Harry. I can't kill anyone.
Remus: Why do I feel like Evan married Nico for the same reason?
Evan: Cause I did
Lucius: Evan likes Severus, but he's not like Lily and Mulciber
Lily: So I don't have to fight him for Sev's love?
Evan: *shrugs*
Severus: The only person who has to fight Evan is Lucius
Evan: Correct!!
Lucius: I will murder you
Remus: Ok let's move on! Severus answer
Severus: I'd marry Nico, kiss you, and kill Harry
Lily: Poor Harry
Mulciber: You have him with James
Lily: Ohh....ew
Evan: Haha!!!
Severus: Remus you answer
Remus: I'd marry Nico, kiss Harry, and kill myself
Lily: No, no dying
Mulciber: Die
Lily: Mulciber be quiet!!!
Mulciber: No
Evan: Merlin, Remus is becoming like Severus
Severus: Gross
Remus: *laughs*
Evan: Mul answer this!!
Mulciber: Do not call me that
Evan: Fine fine, buzzkill, now answer
Mulciber: Like last time I'd kill them all
Lily: Wait don't kill Nico
Mulciber: Why?
Lily: Nico is Sev
Mulciber: Alright, I won't kill Nico
Evan: I love how she doesn't want him to kill Nico only
Severus: Priorities
Evan: *laughs hysterically*
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
