In the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them
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Severus: I'm gonna marry Mulciber and together we're gonna kill Umbridge
Mulciber: Beautiful
Lucius: What about Trelawney?
Severus: Lily is gonna marry her and join us in killing Umbridge
Lily: Yeah!
Andromeda: I honestly feel like we should stop playing this game because you all keep killing people
Evan: They are cleansing this world Meda, they are doing gods work
Severus: There is no god
Lily: Sev behave
Mulciber: Don't listen to her
Lily: You shut up!
Mulciber: Fuckin make me!!
*Lily and Mulciber argue in the background*
Evan: I love when they fight
Andromeda: Do we stop them?
Lucius: No
Severus: Please make them stop...
*Lily and Mulciber hug tackle Severus*
Evan: I think they keep forgetting about Sev's trauma
Lucius: Yes they do
Andromeda: Aside from them, should we answer this?
Evan: They're all terrible option, Trelawney is the only okay option
Andromeda: You do realize this is a game right?
Evan: My statement still stands
Lucius: Yeah, I agree with Rosier
Andromeda: *sighs* Whatever, anyways I wouldn't marry Trelawney. I'd probably marry Mulciber, kiss Trelawney, and kill Umbridge but not really cause Murder is wrong
Evan: You are such a goody two-shoes. I honestly have no idea how you ended up in Slytherin
