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Lily: I'd marry Cissa in a heartbeat if Sev weren't an option
Severus: I'd marry her too
Lucius: I'd marry cissy as well
Evan: I would not
Mulciber: I'd kill Narcissa
Narcissa: Pfft, control yourself Mulciber, I won't steal your man. I got my own~ *points at Lucius*
Evan: So who marries me?
Mulciber: No one
Barty: I will!!
Evan: Barty, I love you so much *hugs barty*
Barty: *hugs Evan back*
Narcissa: Aww how cute
Avery: You're all picking who to marry now you gotta pick who to kill
Severus: I'd kill myself
Lily & Mulciber: NOO!!
Severus: Tsk, tsk
Evan: So long as they live Sev so will you
Severus: Ugh, I know
Barty: I can kill you
Severus: Thank you barty
Lucius: Barty is so calm and down for murder
Barty: Murder is a good solution to problems
Lily: It is not
Mulciber: It is
Avery: Let's move on before they start fighting again
Avery: Lucius who would you kill?
Lucius: Evan without hesitation
Evan: This is not how you treat your future father!!!
Lucius: You will never be my father!!!
Evan: *fake gasps and clutches his chest* You wound me! How can you say that!
Avery: Mul kill Evan
Mulciber: Okay
Evan: Wait! No I'll stop!!
Barty: Its funny that when Mul agrees to kill you, you stop but not when Luc does
Evan: Well yeah cause Mul will actually do it, Luc knows I won't do shit with his father I just like to annoy him
Severus: So I assume Lily would also kill Evan cause she's crushing on Cissa
Lily: Yes
Evan: I'm hurt, truly
Evan: Cissy who would you kill, me or sev?
Narcissa: Neither, I adore you two
Evan: You are my second favorite, Barty being my first
Barty: Yay!
Narcissa: Avery hasn't chosen who he'd marry or kill
Lily: That's right!
Avery: Snitch
Narcissa: Hehe
Avery: Tsk, I'd marry Evan and kill you
Narcissa: How cruel
Avery: Bite me
Lucius: Avery behave, merlin this games is making you all act like bloody children
Evan: It's great, cause we all finally get to act like kids
Lily: That's heartbreaking...
Severus: And very true
Lucius: I'm sending every single one of you guys to therapy
Barty: Yay group therapy!
Severus: Boo group therapy!
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
