Severus: Kill everyone and make Luna queen
Mulciber: I don't know who this Luna girl is but I'm all game if it involves murder
Lily: Of course you are *rolls her eyes*
Mulciber: You aren't one to talk, you helped me commit two murders
Lily: ....
Lily: Moving on!
Evan: No, no, keep going this is fun
Mulciber: We also kidnapped your sister
Severus: Oh my god!
Lily: MOVING ON!!
Evan: God bless!!!
Lucius: No wonder Severus likes you, you're a criminal
Lily: I'm his soulmate what do you expect *smirks*
Mulciber: Mm debatable
Lily: SHUSH YOU!!
Evan: It's funny watching you two fight over Severus
Lucius: I doubt it's fighting, Mulciber isn't even trying to win over Severus but yet Severus is attached to him and Mulciber doesn't mind
Lucius: And he uses this face to piss off Evans....but it's pretty obvious he's into Severus himself
Evan: Lol
Mulciber: Piss off Malfoy
Lily: Just so we're clear, Sev is mine
Lily: Now on to the game, everyone answer this
Evan: I go with what Severus said
Lucius: I second
Severus: Yay!
James: I feel like we should stop playing this game considering you guys have actually gone and killed people who were suggested
Remus: We haven't killed you yet
Remus: Or Sirius
Lily: Rem is right *thinks for a bit* How odd
James: We're unkillable
Severus: Correction, I'm unkillable, you two are very easy to dispose of
James: ......
Remus: Hehe, he's right
Sirius: Don't side with him moony!!!
Remus: Don't tell me what to do Black!!!!
Bellatrix: This game is causing so much chaos it's absolutely amazing
Evan: Yes it is
Sirius: I hate this game
Severus: We wonder why
Remus: Someone should make Sirius and James an option again
James and Sirius: No!! *they run off*
*Everyone else laughs*
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters