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Evan: James is dead so let's all press F to pay respects
*No one does anything*
Evan: *sighs in relief* Thank goodness, I thought I would have to fight any of you
Lucius: Yeah, no, no one here likes James
Barty: Is he really dead?
*Everyone stays silent*
Severus: Yes
Barty: Neat
Lily: Now we gotta choose who to marry, I will go first
Lily: I'd marry myself
Severus: of course you would
Lily: shh
Barty: I'd marry Evan
Evan: Aww thank you
Severus: I'd marry Evan, kill him then marry Lily and Mulciber
Evan: I'll get life insurance on me before we wed
Severus: Thank you
Lily: Team work, love it
Mulciber: Evan dies, how wonderful
Severus: Luc who would you marry?
Lucius: Neither, because you'd fight me for Lily and Evan keeps attempting to get with my father
Evan: He is my fake soulmate, I'm sorry
Avery: Fake?
Evan: I pretend he's my soulmate
Avery: So who would you say is your real soul mate?
Evan: Don't worry about it, just know it's not Sev before you all assume shit
Mulciber: Cool, cool
Barty: Avery who would you marry?
Avery: I guess Evan
Evan: My, my I'm flattered
Avery: I change my mind I'd marry Lily in order to get killed
Lily: Hehe
Evan: Pfft, rude
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
