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Narcissa: Naturally I'll marry Lucius, kiss Remus, and hug my darling cousin Reg
Evan: I'd marry Lucius too only cause then I can get with his father
Lucius: Merlin, please do not speak about my father that way
Evan: Oh come on, he's hot
Lucius: He's my father so no
Evan: Buzzkill
Narcissa: *laughs*
Lily: I'd marry Remus, kiss Regulus and kill Lucius
Severus: If we choose someone to kill are we gonna kill them?
Evan: Unless it's our parents then nah cause we already killed James and Sirius so
Severus: Ah, alright then I'd marry Reg, kiss Remus, and kill Lucius
Lucius: Is this cause I make you take care of yourself?
Severus: And cause you won't let me make potions in the bathtub
Lucius: You blew up the bathtub multiple times!!
Severus: Yes! For Science!
Lucius: Ugh
Andromeda: Sev, sweetie, behave
Severus: Okay
Evan: We should have Andromeda around more often
Lucius: We should
Severus: Absolutely, we should absolutely have her around more
Andromeda: Awe *smiles*
Lily: Meda who would you marry, kiss, or kill?
Andromeda: No one will die right?
Lily: No
Andromeda: Good, good. I'd marry Remus, kiss Reg's cheek, and I'm sorry Lucius but I guess I have to kill you
Lucius: Just stick around and all is forgiven
Andromeda: Of course
Severus: Evan who would you kiss and kill?
Evan: I'd kiss Lupin and kill Reg cause he still my last box of cigarettes
Regulus: And I'd do it again
Evan: Watch yourself
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
