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Severus: These are our options...
Lily: Yup!
Severus: ......
Severus: Professor Flitwick is the only good option here
Lily: Hey, Professor McGonagall is an option too
Severus: I said what I said
Lily: But Sev!
Mulciber: Nah, Sev has a point
Lily: You stay out of this!
Severus: He called me Sev *giggles*
Lily: I called you sev first! I call you that all the time and you never giggles!
Severus: *still thinking about Mulciber calling him sev* Hehehe
Lily: Damn it Mulciber! You are corrupting my best friend!
Mulciber: Good
Lily: Tsk, just answer this and be gone
Mulciber: Nah
Lucius: He's a prat who refuses to listen to anyone, arguing with him is a losing battle
Lily: Malfoy! Oh I have never been more happier to see you in my life!!!
Severus: Luc, I might fight you
Lucius: Sure Severus
Lily: Lucius answer this please
Lucius: Fine, for your mental sake
Lily: Yay!!
Lucius: I'd marry Tom, and shake hands with both professors, I wouldn't kiss them
Lily: Lucius you are my favorite
Lucius: Yeah no, last thing I need is for Severus to try and poison me again
Mulciber: Nice
Lily: Again?! Sev!!!
Severus: I regret nothing and I refuse to answer any questions without my lawyer present
Mulciber: You don't have a lawyer
Severus: Evan is my lawyer
Evan: Correct
Lily: Ooo Evan answer!
Evan: I'd kill everyone but Flitwick, him I would marry
Lily: Geez do you all like Flitwick??
Severus: Yes, obviously
Evan: Wait Snape, what's your answer?
Severus: Same as you
Mulciber: You normally go for Tom to marry
Lily: I hate him but he's right
Severus: Yes but Flitwick is an option now and it's obvious he's better than Tom, anyways Lils you answer
Lily: Right! I'd marry Minerva, Kiss Flitwick, and kill Tom
James: Honestly why on earth would you people want to kill Professor McGonagall!!??
Mulciber: Because she's not fair to Slytherins and is biased
Sirius: Slughorn is the same way, would you kill him if he were an option??
Mulciber: Yes
Evan: Oh yeah, absolutely
Severus: We'd kill him quicker than we killed Vernon
Sirius: Well shit....
James: That back fired padfoot
Sirius: I know, prongs, I know
Lily: Ok, ok, anyways you two answer
Sirius: I'd marry McGonagall, kiss Flitwick, and kill Tom
James: I'm with pads on this one
Severus: I wanna kill Slughorn now
Lily: Sev no, behave
Mulciber: Do it Sev, go wild
Severus: .......
Severus: Evan help! I'm conflicted!!
Evan: Lol nah~
Severus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lucius: *sighs deeply* I hate you all....
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
