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Severus: kill Vernon, rip him apart and set him on fire
Lily: I agree with Sev, that fat fuck must die
Remus: who the hell is Vernon??
Lily: Don't worry your pretty little head Remus, just know that Vernon will be taking a very long nap :)
Remus: you do know this is a game right?
Severus: not anymore it isn't
Lily: this game just got real
Lily: Shadow!!
Shadow: *appears out of nowhere* Yes?
Severus: we need your services
Shadow: But of course~
Shadow: so who's the lucky person
Lily: Vernon Dursley
Shadow: Got it, farewell my friends *disappears*
Lily & Severus: Bye Shadow!
Remus: Should we be concerned?
Lily & Severus: No
James: well we are but aside from that you guys still have to say who you'd marry and kiss
Severus: I'd marry and kiss Evan, I'll just wave at Petunia
Lily: I wouldn't marry either of them, so I'll just give them both a kiss on the cheek
Lily: alright now you and Remus have to answer
Remus: I'd marry Evan, kiss Petunia, and kill Vernon I guess
James: I'd marry & kiss Petunia and I'd kill both Evan & Vernon
Evan: Gross
Regulus: lol
Lily: perfect you guys are here, answer
Evan: what for? I'm one of the choices and the other two are filthy muggles
Regulus: so in other words he'd kill both Petunia and Vernon, then marry and kiss himself
Evan: no I'd kill myself too
Narcissa: No you will not, honestly Rosier do we have to send you to therapy as well
Evan: Like I care wether I go to therapy or not
Lily: Alright if you could choose someone who wasn't an option in order to marry and kiss who would you choose?
Evan: Snape, he's an introvert so we don't have to socialize with people
Severus: lmfao
Regulus: Well you guys are roommates
Narcissa: I'm not shocked
Remus: I don't think anyone is
James: welp Regulus, Narcissa you guys have to answer
Regulus: I'd marry Petunia, kiss Evan, and kill Vernon
Narcissa: I'll Mary Evan, kiss Petunia, kill Vernon cause everyone seems to want him dead
Lily: Cause he's absolute scum
Severus: and he deserves to cease from existence
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
