Severus: I know not who this Jessica person is
Evan: So will you decide to kill her cause you don't know her?
Severus: Eh, I'll say yes cause we won't actually kill her, whoever she is
Lily: She's from a show
Evan: Really? Have you seen the show?
Lily: No, I just looked it up
Severus: Seems about right, if you watched it you'd have made me watch too
Lily: Exactly
Evan: *shrugs* Well alright then
Evan: So what's are your guys choices?
Lily: I would marry Sinastra and kiss Kingsley
Severus: I'd marry and kiss both Sinastra and Kingsley
Mulciber: Of course you would you bisexual hot mess
Evan: lol
Lily: Ev what are your choices?
Evan: I'd marry Kingsley, kiss Sinastra, and kill Jessica
Severus: and now Mul!
Mulciber: No
Severus: *frowns* Please..
Mulciber: I'd kill all three
Evan: You're a psychopath
Mulciber: Thank you
Lucius: That's not something to be proud of
Avery: It is in his case apparently
Remus: That's incredibly concerning
Avery: Meh you'll get use to it
Remus: Right....
Lucius: He spends all his time with Severus don't worry
Lily: Given his history Rem should worry
Remus: Damn....
Evan: Oh don't panic, you helped kill Sirius and James
Severus: Yeah!
Lily: Yeah, and now you, luc, and Avery need to answer this
Avery: Do I have too?
Mulciber: If I had to so do you
Avery: Ugh, I'd marry Jessica, kiss Sinastra, and kill Kingsley
Lucius: Who even is Jessica Fletcher?
Avery: She's a mystery writer who solves murders in a show called Murder, She wrote
Lily: How do you know this?
Avery: Lupin showed it to me
Remus: It's a good show *smiles*
Evan: weird but okay
Evan: Lucius answer this
Lucius: I'd marry Sinastra, I guess kiss Jessica, and kill Kingsley
Severus: And now it's Remus's turn
Remus: I'd marry Jessica, kiss Kingsley and Sinastra, I can't kill anyone
Mulciber: Now that that's done, Avery since when do you hang out with Lupin?
Avery: Since you guys began playing this game, which ultimately led to you fighting Lily for Severus's affection
Mulciber: Bite me
Evan: Haha
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Sorry for the long wait. Also on another note, I have not seen Murder she wrote. Any info I wrote I looked it up on Google. Tbh this is like the first time I've heard about it. Anyways I hope you all enjoy this.
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters