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Severus: I don't know what to do now....help! *panics*
Evan: Welp congrats you broke Sev
Evan: Honestly how's a bi man supposed to choose between the two people who made him realize he's bi and some crazy hot dude
Bellatrix: Well Snape can pick between his bi awakenings cause Tom is mine forever and ever
Severus: KEEP TOM! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!
Evan: What's gonna make this worse is that Lily and Mulciber will fight each other over Severus, even if Mul is in denial
Mulciber: Fuck off, I'm not in denial of anything!!
Evan: So Sev can just marry Lily?
Mulciber: Fuck that!! Like she's any good for him!!
Lily: As if you're any better jackass!!
Mulciber: Far better than you will ever be!!!
*Lily and Mulciber arguing in the background*
Evan: Mul keeps proving me right about him being in denial about his feelings for Sev
Severus: He doesn't like me he just likes upsetting Lily
Evan: For someone so smart you're dense too or in denial and I might just drug you
Lucius: You are not gonna drug Severus
Evan: Would amortentia work if I add a strand of hair from Mul and Lily and give it to Sev?
Bellatrix: *rolls her eyes* He's already in love with them both so what good would the amortentia potion be
Evan: Oh yeah, haha!!
Severus: I would like not to be drugged
Evan: Too late, it's for science!
Severus: Kay!
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
