Real people are allowed, so none of them will be mentioning Bellatrix as an option at all
🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️🔹️Severus: I'd marry griphook
Avery: What why?
Severus: I want to learn what the goblins know, plus he's nice
Mulciber: He is not nice
Severus: Not to you
Lily: He's not nice to anyone *pouts*
Severus: As he should be
Avery: Moving on, who would you kill Severus?
Severus: Kill the redhead
Mulciber: Done
Lily: Do not!
Severus: Boooooo
Mulciber: Yeah, boo
Severus: Anyways that leaves me with kissing The Magie Smith
Lily: I'd marry her
Avery: Honestly Same
Mulciber: I wouldn't marry her but I respect her
Lily: Fair enough
Avery: Who would you kill?
Mulciber: The redhead
Lily: No killing redheads
Mulciber: I'm not gonna actually kill her bit the thought to do so is there
Severus: Lily who would you kill?
Lily: I don't wanna kill anyone
Avery: I'm sorry to say but I'd kill the redhead
Lily: What is it with you people and redheads?
Severus: Maggie Smith is an icon so no one can kill her it will create chaos or a war, and killing Griphook will actually start a war so that just leaves us with Ginny who just so happens to be a redhead
Remus: So we all have to kill Ginny?
Severus: Yes, for your safety
Lily: I'm still offended but you're right
Severus: I always am
Mulciber: It's rather terrifying
Avery: Terrifying indeed
Severus: Hehe
Remus: Lovely
Lily: Remus who would you marry, Maggie or Griphook
Remus: I guess I'd go with Maggie
Evan: I'd marry the goblin
Mulciber: Really?
Evan: Oh yeah, I'd marry him in a heartbeat, no hesitation at all
Avery: I worry about you
Evan: Lol don't
Lily: Mulciber!! You never said who you'd marry!!
Mulciber: I'd marry no one, kiss no one, and kill the redhead
Severus: Inspirational
Lily: Ugh
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters