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Severus: I know none of these people
Lily: I know Patti Lupone and Joan Clayton
Lucius: Who are they?
Lily: Patti stars as a character in the show penny dreadful and Joan is a minor character in penny dreadful
Severus: Really?
Lily: Mhm, Patti also stars in that show you like, ya know about law
Severus: Law and Order, its a simple name that is easy to remember, come on Lils
Lily: Sorry, sorry, but anyways she's been on the show
Lucius: Severus I thought I told you to stop watching that show?
Severus: No, you told me to stop watching Law and Order SVU, which is a completely different show
Lucius: Merlin, just how many law and order shows are there?
Severus: Alot, I watch them all along with Barty and Regulus, sometimes Evan joins but usually he finds them boring
Lily: I figured Evan would be interested in those shows
Severus: Its difficult to tell what type of genre Evan is interested in
Evan: Can I kill all three?
Lucius: Sure Evan
Evan: Yay
Severus: I'm gonna marry Patti Lupone and kill the other two
Lily: Of course you are, anyways I'll marry Joan Clayton, kiss Patti, and not kill Alicia, Malfoy what's your choice?
Lucius: Nothing, I don't know who any of these people are
Severus: Choose anyways
Lucius: You can watch SVU
Severus: Alright you don't have to choose
Lily: Oi! No!
Evan: Haha!
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
