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Severus: I'd kill myself and that's it
Lily: Like hell you will!!
Lily: As you're new appointed wife you aren't allowed to die.
Severus: do you need a cat scan? cause you seem to be crazy
Lily: oh hush, now since I choose to marry you, I'll kiss myself because let's be honest who wouldn't
Severus: so you'd kill Lucius
Lily: Yes!
Remus: Why?
Lily: I have my reason
Lucius: and what exactly are these reason?
Lily: Because you suck
Lucius: I could kill you
Lily: do it!
Severus: ok hang on!
Remus: you guys need to relax
Lily: fine, Malfoy What's your choices?
Lucius: I'm not taking part in this
Lily: I'll stab James for ya~
James: Wait a minute!
Lucius: I'd marry myself, kiss Severus, and kill Lily
Lucius: after she stabs Potter
Lily: I thought I was gonna have to fight you over who gets to marry sev
Lily: wait!
Lily: sev who would you marry and kiss???
Severus: I feel like I might die if I answer
Remus: well James is gonna die for sure
James: I would very much like to live
Lily: well you'll live after you yourself answer
Severus: I'd marry Lily and Kiss Lucius
Lily: haha! Yes!
Lucius: alright Potter, Lupin it's your turn
Remus: I'd Marry Lucius, kiss Lily, and kill Severus....sorry sev
Severus: don't apologize atleast you care about me
Lily: Severus Snape I swear to God!!!
Lucius: I'm sending you back to therapy Severus
Severus: bitch
Lily: I'll deal with you later, James go
James: Marry Lily, Kiss Severus, Kill Lucius
Severus: gross
Remus: lol
Lucius: as if you can kill me
James: I can
Remus: James please no lying
Lily: haha
Severus: No wonder you were put in Gryffindor
James: I hate you so very much
Lily: where's Sirius??
Remus: In detention along with Peter
Lily: we need more people!!
Severus: no
Lily: yes!!
Lucius: oh god...
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
