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Severus: ...... *faints*
Evan: Welp there goes Sev
Barty: Is he dead? Do we bury him?
Avery: Yes to both
Lucius: No to both, Sev is a bisexual and he has to choose two of his crushes, he'll be fine
Barty: Oh *thinks for a bit* well Remus we're all gonna marry you
Evan: Well everyone but Luc
Remus: Fine by me
Barty: If Lucius won't marry him then who does he choose?
Lucius: No one, I'm here to ensure nothing happens to Severus
Barty: Ah, fair enough
Remus: I get to be rich
Avery: Yes, Remus you get to be rich
Evan: I'm making you sign a prenup
Remus: Rude
Barty: Haha!
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Hp - kiss, marry, kill
HumorIn the marauders era several of our favorite wizards and witches play a game called "Kiss, Marry, Kill" It's gonna be fun atleast for some of them I own none of these characters
