[y/n's pov]
ALBERT SPENT the rest of the night at my place. I ate my mac n' cheese on the couch with him while watching Stranger Things. I ate it all by myself, even though i offered him some many times.
"No. I refuse to have your mac n' cheese."
"Albert! C'mon, dude! Just like, one bite. Pwease?" i begged, making puppy eyes at him. It was my first attempt, and i know it was good, but he shook his head no. "Come on! One! One bite! I don't wanna work out extra tomorrow." i groaned.
"You don't need to work out for me though."
My mouth dropped open. "I don't even fucking do it for you, you dumbass!" i whacked him on the head. His hands went up to the wound.
"I can't believe you just hit me!" he chuckled, mouth still opened.
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" i said, hitting him more repeatedly on the elbow. "Oh my god, this part always gets me..." i trailed off, watching the demogorgon jump on Bob and eat him.
"I cried the first time i saw this." he admitted.
"So did i." i say as the screen focuses on Joyce. "Jeez. Poor mom."
"I feel like Mike's mom is totally a MILF."
I whipped my head towards him at the speed of light. "Hold up," i paused the episode. "Albert, do you know what MILF stands for?"
"Yeah, Mom I'd Like to Fuck."
"Oh my god." i rubbed my temple. "I mean, you're not wrong, she's pretty hot, but oh my god..."
He laughed. "What are the chances i Tweet that right now?"
"Uh, out of ten?"
"Okay."
"3, 2, 1,"
"4."
"4!" we say at the same time.
"Shit."
"What? Come on, Mr. Flamingo. Tweet it!" i nudged his elbow. "OOH! What're the chances that i Tweet it for you?!"
"Pfft. Out of twenty."
"I'll take that challenge."
"3, 2, 1," i say with my fingers.
"17!"
"17!"
"FUCK!" he yells.
"Haha! Hand over that phone!" i say, showing him my palm.
He puts his now unlocked and navigated to Twitter phone in my hand. "There you go. Please don't get me cancelled." he groans.
"Don't jinx it!" i snicker, beginning to type. I press post once i'm done.
sus albert
albertsstuff
okay but like mike's mom from stranger things is totally a milf amirite
I handed him back his phone. "Oh my god." he groaned again.
"Wait, wait, wait! Lemme reply on my account..." i say, pulling out my phone and going to Twitter.
sus albert
albertsstuff
okay but like mike's mom from stranger things is totally a milf amirite
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