[y/n's pov]
I STRANGELY woke up at 9AM, got up, took a shower, and went on a morning jog with Coni. I myself didn't know what gotten into me. It was probably something in Albert's cookies though.
When i got home, my hands had the urge to do something, so i cooked myself an omelet with basil and bacon. It tasted really good, so i just had to Tweet about it.
y/n !!
parakeey/n
yall im having an omelet and its the bomb like wtf @GordonRamsay i challenge u
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macayla ghost!them!
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Y/N BE CAREFUL DONT CHALLENGE GORDON
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y/n !!
parakeety/n
WHY TF NOT????
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unitica misses gnf
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I D I O T S A M W I C H
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albert zuckerberg
albertsstuff
u dont get up before noon what has gotten into u??
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y/n !!
parakeety/n
what is that name??? excuse me????
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luna!! (read bio 4 pronouns)
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ZUCKERBERG AND GATES AND BUFFET AMATEURS CAN FUCKIN SUCK IT
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josephene :]
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stan bo
I scrolled through all of my tweets and laughed while still eating my omelet, and after i finished most of it, i let Coni lick the plate.
I gave her a pet on the head, washed my plate, and went upstairs to film a video. I had ordered some fake YouTubers' merch a week earlier on Amazon, so i was going to unbox it, wear it, and play games with Blaire.
"Oookay, everyone. I ordered some fake merch off of Amazon liked a week ago, so now i'm going to unbox it! I'm joined today by Blaire Baxter! Say hi!" i exclaimed, with my recording already started.
"Hello everyone! Now get unboxing! I don't have all day."
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WITH MY fake Faze Clan hoodie, fake Dream beanie, fake Nike sweatpants, and Roblox socks, it was pretty uncomfortable to play Bloxburg. I got my avatar to somewhat match me in real life, so a lot of rich teens with big houses were bullying me.
"Let's hope that this trashy fabric doesn't give me an allergic reaction." i sighed, right before ending my recording and sending it to ZNac.
"Are you still fighting with Paige?"
"Fighting is a harsh word. I don't even know myself, though."
"People will come and go, N/n. She'll apologize someday." i felt her comforting smile through the call."
"Thanks, B. I'm gonna go to Albert's and taste his cookies now."
"Huh?" she asked. "Is cookies a metaphor for something?" she snorted.
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nextdoor neighbors, flamingo/albert aretz
Fanfiction"Can we both agree that was cringe?" "Yes. Yes we can." - Y/n Juniper Monroe is a Roblox Youtuber by the name of Parakeet. She decided she needs a change from Colorado, so she moves to Sarasota, Florida with her dog Coni. But when Coni's bark disrup...
