Requested by: Moody_moth00
I took creative liberty here lol but anyway hope you at least somewhat like it
TW: there's a lot of swearing and a lot of gay stereotypes sorry
This camp was a shit show. An absolute shit show. Not because currently there was literal shit splattered around the mess hall (which has truly earned its title) but because you had to be stuck here while your sister/friend kept bragging to you about the Wi-Fi and hot showers over at the Flower Scouts.
Now you were no sell out but if someone offered you a paperclip to go sneak into the Flower Scouts camp you'd take it in a heart beat. But there was one problem to get in, you weren't a girl. You had heard from Neil about what it was like inside the camp and how he had looked like a girl so they had let him in. He had even mentioned the little "gay" comment he had received once he revealed who he was.
Which led to your current situation.
You were dressed in a tank top and the shortest shorts you owned, which weren't actually that short only mid thigh, but you tried to look as gay as possible as you walked up to the Flower Scouts. They glanced over at you and stopped their conversation.
"Who are you?" Erin asked as she swooshed her hair.
"Someone in desperate need of people who actually know the difference between Gucci and Chanel." You said and moved yours hands as you talked to exaggerate. You knew you were just playing into the gay stereotype but at this point you were willing to do anything for that hot shower.
"Oh. My. God. YES!" Tabii yelled and clapped her hands together. "We totally do!"
"Oh my god finally! I have been stuck talking to these imbeciles for weeks. Not a single one of them has a functioning brain."
"Right? They should rename this place Camp Stupid." Tabii said and you gave her a fake laugh which she seemed to by.
Erin looked over at you with a questioning look, "You're not like most guys, are you..?" She did the floppy hand movement.
"Duh isn't it obvious?" You said to her with a hand on your hip.
Tabii gasped and then linked your arms together, "We HAVE to go to tell Sasha! You're like my gay best friend now right?"
"Omg of course bestie!" You said and gave her a forced smile. This was taking a lot out of you but it'll all be worth it to smell good once again. Plus it wasn't totally lying you do like guys but have never put a label on yourself for this exact reason, you didn't want anyone stereotyping you. How ironic.
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Once they introduced you to Sasha, who immediately declared you their official gbf, you were marched off to their camp to get a makeover. They let you use the shower, which was 100% worth the effort to get, and then they styled your hair and painted your nails.
When you got back to Camp Cambell you smelled like roses and not only were your eye bags covered up your crappy mood had gone away. When Gwen walked past and you didn't give her a death stare she froze and looked at you like aliens had taken over your body.
Everyone at camp seemed to notice your change in mood but nobody questioned it. That was until you walked into your tent and there on your bed sat Max.
"Why the fuck are you all smiley?" He asked as he hoped off the bed.
"None of your damn business." You replied.
