Don't Get Even...Get Mad (A Joker Story [Sequel to WDKYSMYS]

17: Dead to Me (Revised)

Memoria would pay for taking my lover. When I'm able to get alone with her, oh, I'll make her suffer. I'm stuck between gouging her eyes out and feeding them to her, or cutting her up into little pieces and serving it to the hyenas.

Maybe I should do both. But no, they don't seem painful enough. She deserves to suffer a lot more.

I was out of Arkham Asylum, Poison Ivy had smashed the windows with her plants and Scarecrow distracted the guards. I took out the main front door guards, Lady Shiva was able to steal a car for us. Two-Face drove the car, we all had impeccable teamwork.

When we arrived to the home, I fixed my hair. My Mr. J would love seeing me any way I looked, but whatever.

Time to capture the bitch.

~*~

I lay on Jack's chest, sighing softly. I was tired, half asleep at this point. He was asleep, his steady breathing lulling me to sleep. I brushed his hair back, kissing his forehead and letting my eyes droop.

There was a loud noise at my window, I froze and sat up, getting off of Jack.

Slowly getting up from the bed, I walked to the library, hearing the noises coming from inside. I opened the door cautiously, but, seeing nothing, I turned to leave.

"Oof!" I shouted as I was hurled backwards, rolling onto my back. I gasped in pain, there was a sharp screaming sensation in my lower back. I couldn't feel anything but this weird object.

I rolled over onto my stomach, blindly ripping the piercing unidentifiable piece from my back, taking it out, shaking, realizing it was a sharp piece of glass.

A dark figure loomed over me, boot nearly stepping on my finger. I pulled my hand away and pulled its leg, causing it to fall. I was sitting on the stomach of the being, choking its neck.

I flicked the light on with my powers, seeing the face of the person trying to kill me. I wasn't surprised.

Harley Quinn.

"Give up, bitch." I heard someone growl behind me, I turned to see Two-Face.

"You've got to be kidding me," I sighed.

One by one, Harley's new gang walked out. Poison Ivy had her arms crossed, Lady Shiva had a stance hinting she was ready to attack, and Crane was holding some of his creepy needles.

"You killed my sister." Lady Shiva growled.

"You fucked with my babies." Ivy growled.

"You planned my accident!" Two-Face growled.

I looked at Crane, waiting for a bizzare accusation.

"I'm just here to have fun." he snickered.

"Look guys, I never did any of that-" I blocked a kick as Lady Shiva attacked, plants wrapping around me as Ivy decided now was a good time to attack. I was pinned against the wall, Two-Face pointed his gun at me.

"Liar!" Two-Face snarled.

"Did she give you proof? No! Lady Shiva, I haven't ever met you, we discussed business over the phone though, your sister died while I was in Australia so the cops wouldn't find me. They were killed by a whole different person who I probably don't care for. Two-Face, I wasn't even in Gotham at that time for fucks sake! I didn't even know who you were. Poison Ivy, maybe if you tracked your plants' route here you would find out I was in a different area of Gotham therefore I was not the one who carried them here. I don't want any fucking plants. Harley only wants you guys after me so she can have Joker all to herself. Think about it, if I wasn't here, would you be?"

They were silent, Harley had a look of horror on her face.

"She's a stinking liar!"

"If I'm a liar, prove that I did all of that. I can prove you lied about that crap, and I can prove that Ivy's plants were in your possession and not mine! Ivy, she has traces of your plants in her room, I found that out while she was in the Asylum, you can even check." I snarled, glaring at Harley.

Ivy's plants slowly slid off of me.

"No!" Harley shouted, panicking, taking the opportunity by thrusting a blade into my stomach. I gasped, collapsing as Ivy's plants stopped supporting me. I fell on the floor like a rag doll.

"This is your fight. Not ours." Lady Shiva spoke in a harsh tone. "Watch your back, Quinn."

They all left, leaving Harley and I together.

She was breathing hard, growling, sneering. There she was, hovering over my body like a crazy, hungry animal. A knife gripped tightly in her shaky, pale hand slowly working its way up in the air. I watched her in fear, seeing my own demise in her eyes.

"Memoria!" I heard a scowl as Jack ran in, but as soon as he saw what was going on, he stopped.

I was in pure shock; a state in which my emotions were powerless. Panic, fear, uneasiness came soon after. I shook, sweating from the suspense of what she would do. I could have a moment left of life, I wanted to make it worthwhile.

There was no escape, I had realized earlier as I nursed my crimson dripping wounds. I was damned.

"Harley, my dear. Why so serious?" Joker questioned, nudging me away roughly. I gasped, looking at him. Why the hell did he do that?

"Don't even, you two timing user!" she shrieked, Jack and I both flinched from her high pitched tone.

"Two timing?" he chuckled softly. "Dollface, all I want is you. I don't want her! I'm using her from money so you and I could retire and get married, have a couple of kids, the life you've always wanted."

She lowered the knife cautiously. "Seriously?" she was giving into his charms. He sounded so serious, I was staring at Jack, trying to find a trace of a bluff in his tone. I couldn't find any.

"Of course, my darling." he walked over to her, taking the knife from her and throwing it away from me. I looked at him in disgust.

"Why would I leave you for her?" he whispered softly, holding her hands now, his lips inches from hers. "You'll always be my Harley."

I freaked out internally, the light source shattering as I lost control of my own power. He scowled at me.

He brought her right next to me, standing next to me having Harley face away from me. I scowled at them as the moonlight hit them perfectly. They were close to the window, so their features were clearer from where I was.

"You'll always be-"

He grabbed her by the shoulders and tripped her out of the window, I gasped as Harley dropped to her death. I turned away, covering my ears so I didn't hear the landing.

"-dead to me." Jack finished his sentence, growling.