Don't Get Even...Get Mad (A Joker Story [Sequel to WDKYSMYS]

19: Odd Humor

I found it funny how one moment I was contemplating my life's work, then after a fight with Joker, decided to go rob a bank. Joker was sending a message to me. He was trying to say that this was my life now, and I was so into it that I couldn't just stop. It was like quitting a drug, you just can't stop cold turkey.

"That man is just so clever." I muttered.

"But you're stubborn, it's not so much that he's clever." Sabrina piped up.

"Oh, hush. I know. Hey, Smiles, what do you gotta say 'bout this?"

Smiles had a real name. His real name was Joey, but it was alright, he liked his nickname. He was always smiling, Joker and I gave it to him when he first signed up for this job. He was a very attractive man, had brown locks and deep brown eyes. He had tan skin, and he was pretty built. He was too pretty for this job, but it was really hard for cops to tell he was with us, which made him the perfect man for this. They wouldn't interrogate him because he wasn't sketchy.

Smiles was just a really quiet guy, unless spoken to. "I think you and Joker are so alike that you could never leave this job, because you two are soul mates."

I thought real hard on that. "Soul mates?"

When I looked back, he was smiling softly. "Of course. You two are-"

I swerved out of the way quickly, a nice purple car zooming in front of me nearly hitting me. The window of the car rolled down, Jack's smiling painted face looking directly at me.

"Fucking asshole could have totalled my baby!" I shouted. "That little piece of-UGH!" I got out of the car, all the cars who were previously honking ceased, seeing it was me who stepped out of the vehicle. I walked over to Jack, who had an innocent look on his face.

"Is there a problem, officer?" he asked, eyes looking up at me with mock innocence. 

"Just get out." I sighed, he snickered, getting out. 

"It's so funny to push your buttons." he said, holding my hands. "Your cute when you're angry." he snickered, kissing my cheek. I sighed deeply, I couldn't stay mad at him. It was funny, I just didn't want to admit it.

"No it's not." I muttered softly.

"Are you kidding me? Did you see your face?" he questioned, then widened his eyes and his mouth in a funny horrified face. I grinned, then quickly put my hand over my mouth.

"Stop it, I'm mad at you."

He snickered. "Wanna switch cars before the cops take both of them?"

"Yes, don't mind if I do...Where were you going?"

"Just for a little spin. I wanted to get your mind off of Harley."

My eyes narrowed at him. He did that very well. "Well, alright. Drive carefully-..." I stopped talking, he was giving me one of those sarcastically obedient look. I could almost hear his thoughts now. 'Me? Drive carefully?'

I sighed. "As in try not to kill my henchmen."

He chuckled. "Alright, alright." he got into his car, I got into mine.

I looked back and saw Drake, DiDoo, and Tweedle Dee. I rolled my eyes. I didn't get along with DiDoo and Tweedle Dee. Rocks had a higher IQ than they did. Joker also planned this, too. That fucker.

I started driving, dodging cars easily.

"Is Rue in the van?" Drake asked. 

"Yep. She is."

"Greaaat, Joker's driving will get her smashed up." he chuckled, I smirked.

"Trust me, I worry about her as much as you do. She's been my main man for a long time." I paused. "And I told Joker not to hurt my henchmen. HOPEFULLY, he will listen, even though he doesn't always do so." 

"He'll listen to you."

"Eh." I replied, then parked in front of the home. The drive home was quick because I drove really fast, I was good at driving fast. Joker was a lot more reckless because he didn't care for the van. I cared for my car, though.

I got out and watched as the henchmen fell out of the van, falling over as if they had too much to drink. I snickered.

"Oh come on, I didn't drive THAT recklessly!" Jack exclaimed, jumping out of the van. I gave him a look.

"Sweetie, that's like saying pigs don't like to eat."

He chuckled, grabbing me by the hips and pulling me close to him. "You're funny. Just not funnier than I."