Don't Get Even...Get Mad (A Joker Story [Sequel to WDKYSMYS]

20: Sassy, Daft and Snow (Revised)

After chilling in the house for a while, laying in my bed, I realized Jack wasn't in the house. I sighed, getting up and finding some clothes to put on quickly before some henchmen busted in and saw me naked.

I quickly gathered my Memoria clothes and walked out, making sure my hair and eyes were a pleasing shade of purple. When I walked out, I ran into Tweedle Dee.

"So, you and the boss?" he asked. I blinked, staring at him. Jack and I made it fairly obvious for the last couple of months, and now this guy realized this?

"Yes." I said calmly, trying not to kick him down the stairs I was standing next to.

"Oh. Hey, DiDoo, I was right, you owe me five bucks!" he shouted, running down the hallway.
I sighed. "Lemmings."

"Honey, I'm home!" I heard Jack shout in the house, followed by the sound of a slamming door. I giggled, running down to him. I also saw three new people.

"Hey sweetheart." I squealed, hugging him, then pulled away to eye the three newbies.

"These are some of the new henchmen. I need your help naming them." he chuckled. 

One of them was an African American girl with beautiful black, wavy hair. She was gorgeous, she had the most lightest blue eyes I'd ever seen. I smiled at her. "For this one. I'm thinking Ice or Snow."

"Snow it is." she said, smiling warmly. Jack nodded approvingly.

I looked at the next guy who had shaggy black hair and pale skin. He had dark blue eyes.
"Give me any name, just not anything too daft." 

I snickered. He had a very thick British accent. I liked it. "You'll be Daft."

He sighed jokingly, but shrugged. "Yes ma'am."

I looked at the next person, a girl with a very....Open shirt and short shorts. I gave Jack a look.
"What?" he questioned, snickering, looking at the girl and I.

"We love a confident sis."

The girl scoffed, glaring at me, obviously thinking my words were sarcastic instead of positive. I grinned at her.

"I'll name you Sassy." I snickered, Joker smirked, taking my hand.

"You guys, this is my lovely gal, Memoria. You are to do as she says, too, or she'll kick both our asses." he laughed, then walked to the kitchen with a little skip in his strut. He was in a good mood.

All the henchmen walked out, looking at the newbies. We had a total of thirty now, I had more because I didn't let mine die so frequently.

Sassy walked up to Rue and snickered. "What's with your hair? Menstrual red."

Rue smiled at me, eyes questioning. I nodded, she then turned to Sassy and punched her in the nose so hard that she slammed into the wall behind her. Sassy got up and was about to strike a punch when I walked over to her and held her down with my powers.

"I can kill people by putting so much pressure on their bodies that they explode. But right now, I'm feeling nice. I'll squeeze your eyeballs out instead with pressure if you act out one more time. Be happy I won't slaughter you." I let her go, then walked to the kitchen. "You sure know how to pick them, Joker." I spoke sarcastically.

"Well come on, who else could I get, my dear?" he laughed, following me.

"A person who hasn't had more crack than I have pee'd in my life time?" I questioned.

"Doll, you know all the henchmen do drugs, right?"

"Not as hardcore as her. She still has cocaine in her nose." I said seriously. "If she's too cracked out to think, she won't be capable of doing the job. You need to start taking all the rights of drugs away from them, it'll get them killed."

"I really don't care about what happens to them on the field, doll." he chuckled. 

"Well, that's why they keep dying and get replaced by lunkheads like her!" I sighed.

"Fine." he groaned. "But you have so many rules! Just let it happen, my dear!"

I shook my head. "I'm going out to hang out with my friends. See you later."

I called up Selina Kyle. Her and I got along well, even though her and Batman had a thing and she was slowly converting to the good side. Actually, scratch that (no pun intended), she was still going to rob places till they were dry, but she'd do them with a conscience because of the Bat.
I told her to meet me on top of Wayne Enterprises and she did. Surprisingly she used her whip and claws to get up the tower. I used my powers. I could use them for almost everything, but I was getting kind of lazy that way.

"What's up?" she questioned, retracting her claws as she sat next to me.

"Ivy and I are mutual."

"Ah, how'd you side with Red?"

I explained to her the story of Harley as she listened patiently, nodding every now and then at the information I gave to her. She then smirked.

"Remember that story I told you about that one time I forgot to tend to one of her plants, and it died?"

We both giggled about this. "You know how she is with those things. Those are her 'babies'."

I looked around to the buildings afar. Everything was in order but I could clearly make out Ivy's hideout. I could make out every criminal's hideout from here.