What's a Riddle?

Pansy

I'm glad to be the friend that interrogates their best friend when they hook up with someone. Unfortunately, Roxanne doesn't. I have to annoy the hell out of her before she gives me the answer. But then she's pissed off the rest of the day. I woke up to Roxanne looking at her neck in the mirror. My curious self couldn't help myself. "Why are you feeling your neck like that?" "It's nothing." I walked to the bathroom, and moved her jaw to the side exposing her neck. There was a bite mark there, and it was really tender. "Is this from that cute guy last night?" She didn't answer me, and just look annoyed. "Oh my god. It totally is. He bit you didn't he?" "I don't want to talk about it." "Oh come on Roxanne. There is this new guy in school. He's hot, and I find out that he bit you. How could we not talk about this?" "I have to get to class." "You're wasting your time. It's the big test day, and you won't be tested. So you're probably going to be in a teacher's classroom doing whatever you want." "I'm fine with that. Also, give me that scarf." "Why?" "Because I don't want people to see the bite mark." "So he did bite you?" "Shut up!" "I think your neck looks good with a bite mark. It really shows that someone marked territory on you." "Well I don't give a shit Pansy. I'm wearing this scarf so he doesn't win." "Whatever you say. I'm just letting you know that people are going to be confused looking at you." "Fuck off." "Fine whatever. Enjoy your day of absolutely nothing." "Well you enjoy your day of taking a four hour test!" "Bitch." I rolled my eyes, and dragged her with me before my test. I fucking hate these things, but at least I have someone I can make fun of the teachers with.
    While we were walking I saw the new kid staring at Roxanne with a blank cold but charming stare. Once we passed him I dragged her into the empty classroom I was taking the test in. "He likes you!" "Who?" "The new kid!" She got her annoyed look, and started giving me the silent treatment. "Did you see the way he was looking at you?" "Honestly, I don't give a fuck." "Well you should. Since you killed your kidnapper, I want you to be happier." "Pansy there is something you should know." "What is it?" "I-." Snape ran into the classroom, and gave us both death stares. "Well I can see Ms. Parkinson found out where she will be taking the test. But it looks like Ms. Black is lost." "I have absolutely no idea where I'm going." "Well because of your misfortune accident. You get to skip the test this year, and will have to wait in a teachers office until the students have finished. By then you can go to lunch." "So where am I going?" "You will be going to the defense against the dark arts classroom. There is a teachers office in that classroom which is private, and gives you the opportunity to clear your head." "So should I go there now." "Well if you chose to stay here. By the time the students have taken out their test. You cannot move from your position. So I think it would be wise to leave at this moment." Roxanne exhaled, and walked out of the classroom without saying another word. She didn't even tell me what she was going to say. Thanks to Professor Snape. "Well I don't know what you're waiting for Ms. Parkinson. The students are arriving, and you should take your seat immediately." "Sure."