What's a Riddle?

Ron

Let me explain something that will make so much sense. Harry is a pain in the ass when he has a new idea, and needs to find Voldemort. He has some theory that the answer is in the ministry. So once he's gotten these visions, and him dreaming about whatever the fuck he's dreaming about. I'm woken up by him walking back and fourth in our dorm with books everywhere. Just like this morning.
    I was dreaming about being with Hermione. Marrying her on the beach with my family watching me. While Fred, and George were throwing tricks at me while saying my lines. It was a chaotic, but beautiful wedding. But while I was about to kiss my beautiful bride. I was waken to the sound of quiet talk, and loud footsteps sounding like they were circling themselves. Once I woke up. I saw Harry holding a book, and pacing back and forth like a mad man. "Mate. What the hell are you doing? It's-." I turned over to look at my clock. "It's six in the morning." "I'm glad you're awake Ron. I have an idea where it could be." "Oh god not this again-." "Just listen to me. If we are able to meet with Sirius before we go to the ministry. He could get some of his accomplices to join us, and help us finally defeat Voldemort." "I think you're in a manic state." "Now we have more people to sign." "Harry-." "I have Roxanne on here as well." "Wait. Back the fuck up! You got your step sister Roxanne to sign those papers?" "Yeah." "Has she not backed out yet?" "No." "She must be still high from that party." "What do you mean?" "I heard from some people she got really drunk, and smoked some marijuana." "Great." "Really?" "No. It's sarcasm!" "I should be the one pissed off. I mean you're the one who woke me from my gorgeous rest." "Yeah I don't give a shit." "Well you should. I'm going back to sleep-." "No you're not. I need your help." "Why?!" "Because I need you." "Get Hermione. She's used to waking up at bloody six. I'm getting up around eight." "I can't get Hermione." "Well I'm not helping." "If you don't help me I'll tell Hermione you have sex dreams about her." "Fine! I'll help you!" I jumped out of bed, and tried to get dressed. "Where are you going?" "Am I allowed to get dressed?" "Hurry up!" "Always a pleasure talking to you Harry."
After I got dressed. I walked out to Luna, Ginny, and Roxanne sitting in our dorm looking annoyed. I also walked out to see Harry talking non stop while holding papers. "So do we all understand?" "Yep." Roxanne spoke. "Roxanne, have some enthusiasm." "Oh, I'm sorry. Yes I understand!" Roxanne yelled. "Now you're just being rude, and sarcastic." "Oh shit you cracked the case Sherlock!" Roxanne blurted out. "Why are we fighting?" Ginny asked. "They always fight." Luna spoke. "We need to get back to the plan." "Harry!" I yelled. "What?!" "The plan is simple. We meet up with Sirius two days before we break into the Ministry to try, and find the answer to defeat your arch nemesis who killed your parents when you were just a baby." "Why are we meeting Sirius?" Roxanne asked. "Because we're going to ask him for some help. I also want to say hi." "Oh aren't you an angel." "I know." "Alright so when are meeting with Sirius?" Luna asked. "We're meeting him tomorrow." "That soon?" Roxanne asked. "Well we don't have much time until Voldemort tries to take over the world." "So now that we know the plan, can we please have the rest of the day off?" Ginny asked. "No way." "What the fuck do you mean no way?" Roxanne yelled. "We need to practice our spells." "I beat all of you in duels. So why can't I get a free pass?" "Because we need you to teach us some spells." "That's rubbish Harry. We don't need duel practice!" Ginny barked. "I'm not taking no for an answer." Everyone groaned, and Roxanne started hitting her head on the table. "Mate this is mental." I said. "No. It's not. Now let's go to the room of Requirement." "We have class in two hours." Luna added. "Exactly. Just enough time to practice." "You're a fucking pain in my ass!" Roxanne yelled.
We all walked down to the Room of Requirement, and started practicing spells. But Roxanne was correct. She was really good at dueling, and she's beat all of us. She really didn't need any practice. But now she has to play teacher, and give us tips on how to use dueling spells. That must suck for her. She started teaching us the fire spell, and all the other basic spells. After about an hour of her doing that.... well. "Harry. I've taught them the spells for dueling. Can I go now?" "We still have an hour." "Then you teach them something. You're just sitting there not doing anything." "That's not true. I'm practicing the spells you're teaching me." "I would like to remind you that you are really fucking close to being pushed out a window." "Well maybe you should work on your anger issues." "I'm actually really easy to get along. I don't need to work on anger issues. You just need to work on not pissing me off!" "I'm trying to make sure we don't die when this happens." "If you don't want us to die then go alone. Voldemort is only after you. He's not after us. But you drag them into your pathetic ways to save the world from him. But for fuck sake you drag your friends down the pit of death. And now you're dragging me into this." "I don't drag them down to the pits of torture or death." "You kinda do mate." "Ron, I'm trying to deal with her." "All I'm saying is without them I would be hopeless. I probably wouldn't survive, and then who would stop him." "You know you're not the only powerful one here right?" "I'm the chosen one!" "Here we go again with "I'm the chosen one." We get it. You were given that scar so now you're the one who has to save humanity!" "Get back to teaching them Roxanne!" She rolled her eyes, but she eventually started teaching Luna more spells. Sometimes I wonder if I really fight with my siblings. All I have to do is look at Roxanne, and Harry. It's like the most anger filled fight you will ever witness.