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The next day, Loki, Thor, and I left Asgard. We said goodbye to everyone, and Sif demanded that I come back soon. I promised her that I would, and we were on our way back to Earth.

We landed on the roof of the Avengers' Tower and made our way to the living room. Everyone greeted us happily, especially my dad. Apparently, he'd missed me.

"Well, you guys are gonna wish you'd stayed on Asgard," Clint said. "We have a Shield assessment due."

I groaned.

"That's it. Throw me off of the tower. Any volunteers?"

"Ooh, ooh, me! Me!" Sam said.

"Nope," my dad cut in. "No throwing my daughter off of buildings. Remember what happened last time?"

"Yeah," Bucky said. "Everything was fine. We had a great time."

"Y/n broke three ribs," my dad said sternly.

I scoffed and Bucky rolled his eyes.

"So... while you were gone..." Wanda began, but Clint shushed her.

I narrowed my eyes at Clint.

"What happened?" I asked.

There was a moment of silence as I glared at each individual in the room.

"We all got drunk and revealed secrets!" my dad said, doing jazz hands.

"What?!" I exclaimed. "Why would you play the drinking games without me?"

Thor chuckled.

"Y/n, you had plenty to drink on Asgard!" he boomed, clapping me on the shoulder.

There was a moment of silence. I face palmed.

"You drank alcohol?" my dad asked.

"Asgardian liquor," Thor said. "She handled it well."

"Thor, you're a fucking snitch," I said.

Thor chuckled again and clapped me on the back. My dad just sighed and rolled his eyes.

"If you obeyed the legal drinking age on Asgard, then I guess it's fine," he said.

"What secrets did you spill?" I asked.

"Well, everyone now knows that Steve and Bucky are a thing," my dad said, shrugging. "And Nat and Maria."

I nodded at them to continue, but no one said anything.

"Wow. Keeping secrets from me?" I asked. "Nice. Cool. Cool, cool."

Bucky's eyes widened.

"Yeah, we should probably just tell her," Sam said nervously.

Thor snorted.

"You are afraid of little Y/n?" he chuckled.

I turned to him with my teeth bared.

"I'll freeze your balls off," I growled.

Thor gulped and I turned back to the team and smiled sweetly.

"Well," Clint began, "Someone kind of found your diary-"

"Oh my god," I groaned. "No. Kill me now. Throw me off of the tower."

Everyone began laughing and I hid my face in my hands. Loki chuckled and placed his hands on my shoulders.

"I am sure it is not that bad," Loki chuckled.

"Oh, it is," Bucky said evilly.

I narrowed my eyes at him and summoned a dagger. Loki gently removed it from my hand.

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