various x pregnant reader oneshots

Sans x short human reader

Fandom: UNDERTALE

Requester: @kittylove32

Context: the reader is human and short, what else?

Warnings: I don't even know- oh, skeleton baby? Wait no- actually yeah, I don't even know.

- Requests are still closed, just found some requests that I decided to do out of random -

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" Sans quit, I'm not up for it"

He frowned as you turn a cold shoulder on one of his stupid jokes, which caused him to become sad. Why out of everyone he can talk to... why do you have to reject his jokes?

He frowns as he watched you walk away- slowly- he starts following you.

" What's wrong dear? What happened?" You ignored him as you walk towards the bathroom, slamming the door in his face which caused him to grunt. Which he just stood there, staring at the door, before walking off back to the living room. He knew not to bother you in this kind of mood, soon enough you'll calm down, and you'll talk to him again.

So there you were, in the bathroom alone. You knew what was up, it was pregnancy hormones. You knew you should have told him you were pregnant... but... you were terrified at the fact a little freak of a skeleton will be crawling out your budussy.

The thought of it made your mind explode in fear. You always had the slight wanting of a child, but at this moment in time, you didn't know how to feel about it.

You sighed, walking back out to the  bathroom door and walked to where Sans was sitting.

You blocked his view of the tv by standing in front of it with your arms crossed. He glanced up at you, knowing he's in deep shit.

" Oh-oh... Listen- I'm sorry for anything I did, I didn't mean it" he quickly spoke before you could do anything to him.

All you did was stare into his eyes, frowning.

" I'm pregnant" he almost choked to death, even though he was just some bones, he almost died on the news.

" What!?" He gasped out, trying to breathe as you stood there, still staring down at him.

" I'm. Pregnant... that's why I've been a "bitch" towards you" you muttered with a sigh, taking a seat next to him on the couch as he gasps for more air. Once he got a grasp on what you said, he snapped his attention back towards you.

" Y/n you're not a bitch! You're just pregnant, you know, hormones? Ahahah... I will never call the person who's carrying my child a bitch" you rolled your eyes as he tried to comfort you.

" Sans, you're being cringy" he frowns before smiling. " At least I'm not pregnant-"
He was quickly smacked by you, which caused him to be silent for the rest of the night. The only thing he said to you was goodnight to you and the baby in your little tummy 😏.

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" Sans... this is not meant for a baby"

You slapped a hand on your face, waking into the nursery to see a queen size bed for your soon to be child. He of course doesn't have common sense that babies are different than actual adults.

" What? You don't like the color of the sheets?" He asks, pointing to the dark black sheets he placed on the bed.

" hahaha..." he laughs like a blubbery( what in the hell is this work?) mouth, " Imma make this kid emo" you ignored his comment.

" Sans, baby's can't sleep on a queen size bed... they need a cot or something" he snaps his head back at you, proceeding to stop folding   blankets that would be placed on top of the queen sized bed.

" Really?... but I just got this" he glanced at the bed, which caused you to sigh. " just return it." He frowns, becoming nervous.

" I can't... we can't return it, no return policy" he spoke, in his little annoying voice, which irritated the fuck out of you at this specific moment. You wanted to punch him even though you shouldn't due to how far you are in the pregnancy.

You grabbed the sides of your head and sighed, loudly. Which he knew that he pissed you off by accident. You couldn't help it, of course, hormones were running through your body- but that's what he told himself. For you, at least, it wasn't caused by that. He just didn't use his big boy knowledge on big boy things.

Sans started laughing, " This could be our version of a crib for the baby" he smiles as he looked back towards the bed in which you sighed.

" I suppose, but we would have to get gates for the sides" you mumbled, turning on your heel and wobbling out the room. " before I have a heart attack, I'm leaving you to fix it" you muttered once more which caused him to frown.

" What? But I don't even know what a crib looks like..." he mumbled, but you ignored him, like always.

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" Gu gu ga ga- I got your milkys"

Sans teases, holding a bottle of breast milk in front of his daughter, who stared at him with hungry. His daughter was really tempted to eat her own father due to the hungry. But he's just bones, so she couldn't do it.

His daughter folded her arms in front of her, which shows Sans that she had sass even though she was only 9 months old.

He smiles, " you want it?" The baby didn't respond. " too bad, you're not getting it" the baby just stared back at him. She was deep into her little baby thoughts. That being: planning on eating her father due to hunger. Even though he's just bones, there has to be something in him that's edible.

Besides the point- this is when you come walking in. You looked at your husband who was smiling at your daughter, which your daughter was looking up at him. You thought this was extremely weird.

" What are you guys doing?" You questioned, which caused San to look at you, which made him nervous.

" Ohhh- Ummm... I was feeding her" you raised a brow.

" Really?" He nodded, picking up your daughter and placing her into his arms.

"Yup! Just about to feed her" you watched as he placed the bottle in front of the baby's mouth, which she easily took in her mouth.

You smiled, " Thanks Sans" and walked away. Sans and you were both pleased beside the baby.

She wanted to eat her father instead of eating the breast milk...

Human + sans= cannibalistic baby

So guys- don't do the nasty with skeletons. Very bad consequences.

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Word count: 1150

Posted: 12/30/21

Edited:

Y'all it's fun to be back. I'm still not taking requests for a while. But I do miss y'all! Anyways, I'll be doing some things people requested when requests were shut down when I have the time.