various x pregnant reader oneshots

Black hat x reader

‼️⚠️ REQUESTS ARE STILL CLOSED!!! I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN THE ARE OPENED!!! ⚠️‼️

Requester: @Thatoneweirdoinclass

Context\\\\\
You find out your pregnant and it was a little surprise for the both of ya

Au: normal life I guess

Warnings: I never watched this show in my life so he's definitely going to be off character

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" Scale from 1-10, how mad would you be if I were pregnant?" He stares at you with a slightly angered look but a confused one as well.

" I mean... maybe a three, depending on the situation" he muttered, you smiled.

" Oh- that's great! I'm pregnant!" He almost (did) broke the coffee cup that he was holding in his hand, looking at you in disbelief.

" Tell me your joking" " Nope" he takes a deep breath in, covering your ears knowing what was going to happen.

" DOCTOR FLUG!!"

' called it'

" Y-Yes my lord(?)"

" check if she's pregnant"

" WHAT!?"

" why do I have to go to these?" He asks irritated, walking beside you ( or I should say that you were dragging).

" Because then you'll know for the real deal" he groans, wanting to just do something different instead of going to a parent class.

" Oh take a breath, you can take a break from evil things for once in a while" you spoke with a smile, " and I thought I can't get people pregnant, so I call that pretty evil" you gasped, stopping in front of the door to the building and turning towards him.

" What?" You playfully slap him having him slightly flinch and wrap his arm.

" Shut up! I didn't cheat on you!" He sighs, rubbing his forehead in frustration. But you ignored him, opening the building and dragging him in.

" Sir- don't do that" he ignores the lady who was trying to teach him how to hold a baby, ripping the head off the doll. Your eyes widen, looking over towards his grinning expression as you rocked your fake baby.

" are you going to do that to our child?" You whispered, having him turn and look at you for a split moment as he threw the doll behind him.

" No, I'm not stupid" you lean on one hip, raising a brow.

" oh really?" He rolls his eyes with a tch, walking out of the place leaving you behind with the doll.

" you'll have to pay for that..." the lady muttered, having you turn and look over towards her, handing her the doll that you were holding.

" Thanks, but I'm poor" that's a lie.

...

" I'll tell my mommy!" " oh you go do that" he chuckles as the child goes crying as he pops the ball that he was giving from the child. Throwing it behind him with a sigh, dusting his hands off.

" That wasn't nice" you glanced up at him as you walk up beside him as he grins.

" only the best for are child" you go to the swings in the park, realizing that the park was empty sep for the two of you.

" I'm only seven months, so chill your roll" he frowns, watching as you sat on swings along before taking a seat beside you.

" I'm sorry... - it's the best for you and the child" you smirked, turning towards him as you push yourself on the swing. He looked at your slightly worriedly, his hands trying to stop you.

" Don't swing! The child!" You giggle, coming to a halt.

" your so funny to watch" he tchs, rolling his eyes.

" whatever, this place is lame" he gets up, walking away, having you to follow him.

" I love you~"

" I despise you"

You giggle, putting a hand on your baby bump.

" that's not what you told me while making this little person"

...

" How do I hold her???" He asks loudly, causing you to giggle as the baby started to sniffle, missing your warmth.

You help him hold her right, having him flinch and look down at her with slight disgust, having you slap him.

" that's your child that came from there" you point to his crotch, " so you made it" he slightly gagged, rocking the baby like you told him to do.

" But I'm not human like you!" He shouts, having you quickly shush him.

" SHHH! Your going to wake her up!" You whispered shouted, having him look back down.

" Ohhhh... that makes sense"

" you want more?"

He raises a brow as you winked at him, having him turning away with his daughter in his arms, walking out of the room.

"You're gross" You look at him confused.
" where are you going?" He opened the door.

" I'm showing her around" he walks out having you giggle.

" baby's have weak vision dummy"

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Word count: 801

Posted: 12/27/20

Edited:

I know it's short but if I'm honest with you I didn't know what his reaction would be.