Fandom/game: Genshin ImpactRequester: @collar_X_malice
Context: deez nuts
Warnings: off character, ball sacks
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" Hi grandma"
You closed the door behind you, looking at Beidou, who turned with a raised brow.
" what did you call me?" She wore a smile, like always, but you rolled your eyes.
" I didn't call you anything? You must be hearing things" you shrugged with a smile, you were fucking with her, but in reality, if you do think about it, she is going to be a grandma soon. But she doesn't know that yet.
" I have a feeling your hiding something from me" she mumbles with a soft smile, turning back to what she was doing as you walk towards her. She was looking at something, a map perhaps, on the wooden desk. But you had no interest in that. What were you interested in? Your mom- just kidding, that's incest.
Anyways- the reason why you were there was because you were trying to think of a way to tell your boyfriend, Kazuah, about the surprising pregnancy. You didn't want to be simple with it, no, you wanted it to be something he'll remember forever tell he dies.
Of course you weren't nervous, that man wouldn't hurt you one bit. If he did, you'll snitch on him to Beidou, the future grandma, about his behavior.
" you had to come in here for something... so what is it?" She questioned, not looking at you, as you were snapped out of your thoughts. You were about to grab this random book from the shelf, but you quickly stopped yourself.
" Ehhh- no reason" you kept looking around at the shelves, trying to pull off that you weren't looking for inspiration.
" Hmmm, looking for Kazuah perhaps?" You paused, turning to give her a glance.
" actually" you sighed, " yeah, I have to talk to him" she smiles. " you should have said something sooner," you turned back around, only now to notice that he was in the room the whole time.
"Ohhh..." you felt stupid. You shook your stupid look off your face before smiling nervously.
" could I speak to you privately?" Biedou smiles, going towards the door " don't bother finding a place to talk, I'm leaving anyways. See you guys later" you and Kazuah muttered a good bye, watching her leave the room. Once she was gone, you look back at each other, making eye contact very quickly.
Suddenly, you felt nervous. Where did all the confidence go before? Oh that's right- to yo mamas house.
You cough, looking away as you tempted to hide your small blush with your hand.
" so ummm.... I have some news" you look back at his light smiling expression, which seems like he always has on his face.
" Okay, what is it?" You nervously smile, " I'm pregnant" his expression didn't change, if anything it was like his smile seemed to go wider.
He walks up to you, which you were zoned out ( don't ask how). Suddenly he pulled you into a tight hug, causing you snap out of your zoning state.
He somehow managed to lift you up, causing you to gasp. " what are you doing Kazuah!?" You exclaimed excitedly as he proceeded to spin the two of you around.
You looked down at his smiling expression, " isn't this exciting news!?" He exclaims, which caused you to smile.
" Indeed"
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" This room is a wreck" you turned, seeing Beidou at the door frame who wore a small smile. " no offense" you shrugged, " non taken" Kazuah who sat beside you, was trying to figure out how to build a crib, turned towards her.
" Oh Biedou, do you mind helping us? We're stuck on this" Biedou shrugs, walking over with a small smile.
Right when she saw the mess of a crib, and how hard it was going to be, she idmeatly regretted walking in to check on you guys.
She still wore a smile, " I don't think I'll be much help"she turned, pointing at something random.
" oh look! An item that hasn't been built! Let me do that for you guys" she walked over to it and began to work as you and Kazuah nervously smiled.
You turned back towards each other, his once nervous smile turning into a happy one.
" How are you doing?" You smiled, " I'm doing fine" you spoke before putting your hand on your outrageous baby bump. He smiles, following your hand movement. He proceeds to place a hand on top of yours, the one that laid on your baby bump. " how are they?" You shrugged.
" they've kicked a few times" as if the baby knew what to do, it kicked in response, which caused Kazuah to place both of his hands on your baby bump. He smiles, " yeah, we're talking about you" he got close and placed a small kiss on your baby bump and then your cheek.
Biedou watched in the background, silently realizing she was too young to become a grandma.
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Kanzuah had a big smile on his face, holding his sleeping son in his arms as you quietly slept in the background. He was currently watching his son sleep due to how much love he has for him- but also the fact that he couldn't sleep. Besides the point-
He was an amazing and happy dad. As for you, you were a sleeping mom.
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Word count: 908
Posted: 5/20/22
Edited
I got so much writer's block from this.
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