Gangsta's crush ( Taehyung And Female Character)

🕸️Spidey Oppar🕷️

Life was hard. Too hard for EIGHT legged hairy spider.

Since the day I born and got to know that I won't ever receive fatherly love because apparently my mother had eaten him during 'Bam bam in the ham'. It's legit word!

I was in diapers when I had to survive from getting killed by my siblings in a fucked up tournament where mother decided to play the role of bloody anchor. I had barely saved my cute ass from my cannibalistic mother and insane siblings.

I had seen so much shit in my early days. Like all those times where my mother chased male spiders who tried to ran away during 'Two-person pushups', barely covering their dignity.

Needless to say, they never make it alive.

When I had enough of their ass, I chose to live in 'Little bugs orphanage' and attend 'Bugs high' away from family drama. But drama never left my adorable ass.

Other spiders in orphanage envied my handsome and optimistic personality and bullied me for that. Calling names and insulting my mother for sleeping with other spiders when their own parents were hooking like bunnies. Talk about double standards.

But my little spider spirit never back down, I threatened to spit on other faces or lay eggs on their body.

I had learn many things about human in my 'Humanology class', taught by teachers how peculiar and odd humans were. Dumbasses spent one hour in cooking their food when they can eat it raw. They were very enthusiastic about wars like it helps them get off in nights. My society was female-dominated and never had to face any wars. We were better than petty humans. If we ever get in argument, females would just eat the person in front of them. Problem solved.

I have also learnt about their kinks in 'Human fantasy' classes like how they would love the person who'd drop their coffee on them or how they would kidnapped the person they love. No shade but that's fucked up.

But I was always intrigues by human and knew their behaviour. What I don't understand is how could I got 4 out of 100 in humanlogy. It must be that hostile Mr. Crabby. I am sure he never likes me.

One fine day, he was teaching us about female humans having four limbs but chose to walk on only two, while males were occupied by five. They would scratch their ass and poke nose, like eww.

Then after lunch I felt itchy everywhere on my body and accidently poke my ass. Instantly paparazzi was on me and I was label as traitor, siding with humans. Mr. Crabby gave the statement that my habits were dangerous and I have humanity in me, while smirking.

I was kick out of society, no one came to support me, no friends or family.

Eh, like I need them.

I didn't know where to go, everything was new and strange and I ended up webbing on secluded bricks. Soon, I fall in a routine, I would do the hard work, hunting worms and catch flies, then at night, making a new web bed. Life was beginning to feel normal.

But one creepy-crawly day, I opened my eyes and found myself canning in wall. God, knows how I had save himself. Selfish humans have stole my bricks to make their own home. But did they care about my little hairy ass? No.

In mindset of envy and revenge, I had bitten the couple, silently smirking for this meme to happened in next morning.