Emma Watson Oneshots

Nutella and Strawberries

(Don't be fooled by the title...Moooooving on! I got this idea in tiktok and I decided to write it.)

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Emma was on her bed listening to sad love songs with a lot of tissues, chocolates, chips surrounding her. She and (Y/n) had broken up...well it was sort of a break up.

During the pandemic, Emma and (Y/n) were separated since (Y/n) couldn't get a flight home before they closed all the airports. An hour ago, Emma was sitting on the couch missing her boyfriend when she suddenly remembers that she never had a proper heartbreak, like when you cry over sad love songs and start to throw things. Emma was simply never attached to her exes. Now that she was in a really serious relationship and would probably never have a heartbreak again, she decided to have a pretend one.

(Y/n) (L/n)

Em: (Y/n)

Em: (Y/n)

Em: Love!

Em: (Y/n)

Em: The person I'm
smarter than! 😗

(Y/n): yeah?

(Y/n): oh

(Y/n): wait a minute
that's not true! 😟

Em: I guess even you
agree I'm smarter
than you 😏

(Y/n): thats unfair 😤

Em: yeah right

(Y/n): are you going
to bully me the
whole time? 🥲

Em: Noooooo of
course not 🙃

(Y/n): okay so what
do you need?

Em: you. 😔

(Y/n): is that
code for nutella with
strawberries? 😒

Em: yes...BUT I need to
ask you for favour

(Y/n): I'll bring you some
when I'm allowed to go
back there and what is it?

Em: Can you block me
for 3 hours?

Em: I want to listen
to sad love songs

Em: and have a
pretend break up.

(Y/n): Okay..I don't
even want to ask why 🤨

Em: good choice 👍

(Y/n): alright I'm
blocking you now!

(Y/n): wait- did you
want me to pretend a
break up with you before
I block you?

Em: that would be
helpful, yes.

(Y/n): We're over.
I'm seeing someone else.

Em: wait- (Y/n)