28. Brambleday
Brambleclaw: *pads into Firestar's den* GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!
Firestar: Brambleclaw, it's Sunday
Brambleclaw: nooooo its BRAMBLEDAY!!
Firestar: *confused* umm no it's Sunday
Brambleclaw: Firestar the days go liek Brambleday Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday and Saturday.
Firestar: where is-
Brambleclaw: WORSHIP ME CHILD
Ashfur: *runs over and bows down nervously* what would you like me to fetch for you, my Great O' Lord Bramblestar?
Brambleclaw: please exterminate this creature right now *gives a disgusted look at Firestar*
Ashfur: yes, Master, I will be on it right now. *bows again*
Birchfall & Berrynose: *pad over to Firestar*
Ash, Birch, and Berry: *pick Firestar up*
Firestar: OMSC WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I AM YOUR LEADER I COMMAND YOU TO PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT
Ash, Birch, and Berry: It's Brambleday and the Great O' Lord Bramblestar is our Master today.
Firestar: Stop calling him that!! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME??
Ash, Birch, and Berry: *say nothing and approach a giant pile of waffles*
Firestar: wait- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *gets hurled into the pile*
Brambleclaw: good job servants! *pats their heads*
Firestar: X0
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