9. Catmint
Brambleclaw: *casually strolls into Jayfeather's den (no I am pretty sure this is the right book)*
Jayfeather: NOPE
Brambleclaw: wait- *sniffs the air* OMGOMGOMGOMG CATMINT
Jayfeather: no, WAIT YOU-
Brambleclaw: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*
3 Hours Later
Brambelclaw: *NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM* *burp* Ah, now that was refreshing
Jayfeather: .0. Dude.
Brambelclaw: NYANLAND *speeds outside and somehow hovers* WAFFLESTAR COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE. *burns down tree* I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE *eats tree*
Firestar: *is meanwhile blocking entrance of his den*
Brambleclaw: *turns head 180 degrees* I SEE YOU.
Firestar: brambleclaw, I know you are just playing
Brambleclaw: WANNA GO TO NYANLAND WHERE THEY HAVE PIES FILLED WITH WAFFLES AND STUFF LIKE THAT. YOU WOULD LIKE THAT WOULDNT YOU WAFFLESTAR?
Firestar: *steaming* no, I-
Brambleclaw: *grabs Firestar's paw* COME WITH ME YOU WILL LOVE IT
Firestar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *explodes*
Ashfur: *looks to sky* oooo a firework
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
