A/N yaaay guys! I finally remembered a holiday!! At least for us americans lol
42. Fireworks
Brambleclaw: *padding around camp* *jumps up onto highrock* HEY CATS. CATS, YEA CATS GET OUT HERE NOW
ThunderClan: *looks up in wonder at Brambleclaw* is Firestar finally dead?
Brambleclaw: no, not until the last hope
ThunderClan: ._. What is it that you want to declare then, o' great claw of bramble?
Brambleclaw: *looks dramatically into the sky* I declare today a clan holiday. From this moment on, today will be known as-
Firestar: *wakes up* *screeches* BRAMBLECLAW!!
Brambleclaw: -known as ANTI-FIRE DAY
Firestar: and what was that supposed to mean?
Brambleclaw: it-um-I-the-TIE 'ER TO THE ROCKET
Ashfur: *cracks finger-paws*
Firestar: *starts to run away* NO NO-
Ashfur: *lifts Firestar off the ground and carries him to rocket-firework*
Brambleclaw: *evilly laughs* HAHAHAHAHA
Ashfur: *ties Firestar to firework*
Firestar: NO NO!! I'LL DO ANYTHING!! *wails*
Brambleclaw: anything?
Firestar: ANYTHING!!
Brambleclaw: then... Light the firework!!
Firestar: ..? No way-
Ashfur: *lights firework*
Firestar: uh oh *blasts off hundreds of feet into the air* AHHHHHH *explodes into the shape of a Brambleclaw head*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
