10. Fire

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Hey guys!! I am just putting a note in here for a kind of shout out thing to @MysteriousCurl. I share the account and have started a spoof book there! So go and check the books out at that account if you want to see more (and more and more and more and more) of my spoofs! (we have a normal warriors book for you fan-fic lovers too!!)

10. Fire

Fire will save the clans

Brambleclaw: *wakes to a start* HUH. WHAT. DID I MISS SOMETHING.

Firestar: no, just the dawn patrol leave

Brambleclaw: *sees Firestar's flame colored pelt* Ohhh...ôuō

Firestar: *looks at Brambleclaw* wha-

Brambleclaw: NOTHING.

LATER

Brambleclaw: *happens to find a lighter on the forest floor (how convenient X3)* what is this thing *flicks rolly thing and fire appears* AH

Fire will save the clans

Brambleclaw:*touches fire to tree* *tree bursts into flames*

Firestar: *appears* BRAMBLECLAW WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN SRE YOU DOING

Brambleclaw: *looks at Firestar with cute eyes* Firestar, fire will save the forest :) *sets another tree ablaze*

Firestar: ❌0❌ no stoopid I am the FIRE!

Brambleclaw: *touches firestar* no

Firestar: *facepaw*

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