37. Hair Cuts
Brambleclaw: *walks over to Firestar* hey Stupid Cat!
Firestar: O.M.S.C. Brambleclaw do you ever tire of annoying other cats?
Brambleclaw: *opens mouth*
Firestar: *puts a paw in Brambleclaw's face* wait. nevermind. don't answer that.
Brambleclaw: well, I was just thinking about how looonnnggg your fur was. And-
Firestar: WHAT?! My fur has been pampered to the fullest extent and treated for many many hours.
Brambleclaw: *pretends that Firestar never talked* and you need to CUT that hair of yours. Shorter. Better. More stylish. Just ask Fop.
Squirrelflight: *from across the camp* my name is not fop!!!
Brambleclaw: so what do you say? Cut it? Or leave it for Spottedleaf to glower at?
Firestar: -.- no
THAT NIGHT
Firestar: *falls asleep*
Brambleclaw: *"happened" to run upon some twoleg scissors* *sneaks into Firestar's den*
Firestar: *sleeptalks* where....is my.....spottedleaf doll....
Brambleclaw: *cuts fur all over Firestar's body leaving his head and tail furry* *thinks about it then puts the scissors down next to Squirrelflight*
THE NEXT MORNING
Firestar: *stretches and pads out of his den* *leaps into Highrock* CATS OF THUNDER-
Clan: HAHAHAHAHA FIRESTAR YOU LOOK LIKE A LION!!!
Firestar: *looks back at his fur* WHAT?!? WHO DID THIS?!
*crickets*
Firestar: *growls* Brambleclawww...
Spottedleaf: *in StarClan* LOL
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
