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7. Brambleclaw Repellent
Brambleclaw: *is casually walking in forest* *sees Firestar*
Firestar: *standing in front of a crowd* Do you hate Brambleclaw?
Crowd: YES ALL MIGHTY FIRESTAR
Firestar: Well, I have the perfect solution for you! BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™ *holds up spray can bottle* All you need to do is spray it on you
Brambleclaw: 9-6
Firestar: *sprays BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™ all over him* COME AND GET YOUR BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™ TODAY
Crowd: *swarms Firestar*
Firestar: ONLY 10,000 MICE A PIECE! *throws buckets of BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™ into crowd*
Brambleclaw: *gets idea* >:3 I'll get you now *runs back to camp*
LATER THAT NIGHT
Brambleclaw: *looks at cans* hmm... *changes '10,000 mice a piece' to '10,000 waffles a piece*
Ashfur: *walks by* AHH OMG ITS BRAMBLECLAW *sprays BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™ all over himself* *runs away*
THE NEXT MORNING
Firestar: *walks out of den* GET YOUR BRAM- *is piled on by thousands of waffles* AHHHHHH!!! Brambleclaw you fool, I'll get you someday..
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
