14. Kittypets
Brambleclaw: *pads randomly around camp*
Firestar: *watches Brambleclaw suspiciously*
*thorn tunnel opens and reveals a band of fat orange kittypets*
Firestar: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING HERE
Orange kittypets: what do you mean? *blinks innocently at Firestar*
Firestar: WHY ARE YOU IN MY TERRITORY
Orange kittypets: you should join OrangePack. We recruit orange cats and roam the twolegplace.
Firestar: WHAT THE- *passes out*
Brambleclaw: *pokes Firestar* LOL
A COUPLE HOURS LATER
Firestar: *wakes up slowly* where am..I..?
Brambleclaw: *is standing above him with a camera* don't you remember, Firestar?
Firestar: *looks down and sees he has a metal collar on* OMG WHY DO I HAVE A COLLAR ON *scrapes at collar*
Brambleclaw: Firestar, you were recruited to OrangePack and all remember?
Orange kittypets: hello :)
Firestar: and WHY WOULD I DO THAT EXACTLY?!
Orange kittypets: *shakes heads* well, you were so excited that we had waffles.. And stuff...* sees Firestar's growing anger*
Firestar: *screeches and attacks Brambleclaw*
Brambleclaw: *drops camera* *sounds of fighting are heard* *police sirens are heard in the distance*
YOU ARE READING
50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanficWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
