49. Musical Chairs
Brambleclaw: *bored to death* *no literally he is dead*
Kits: *walk up to Brambleclaw* BRAMBLEPOOP IM BORED!!! GIVE US SOMETHING TO DO!!!
Brambleclaw: *snorts awake* huh
Kits: let's play musical chairs!!
Brambleclaw: oh yeah! *has no idea what they are talking about*
Kit: Bramblepoop don't you know how to play?
Brambleclaw: uh-yeah-mm--
Kit: watch us play and learn!
Brown kit: *sets up a circle of 5 chairs* okay so there are six of us and somebody sings some music *looks at Brambleclaw evilly*
Brambleclaw: what..? Music?
Brown kit: yes!!
Brambleclaw: uhhhhh *starts whistling to the tune of nyan cat*
-The kits begin to circle around the chairs-
Brown kit: you can stop singing whenever you feel like it
Brambleclaw: *stops whistling*
Kits *they all try and sit down in a chair as fast as possible* *they scream and scratch*
Blue kit: aww I didn't get a seat! ;(
Brown kit: and then we take a chair away from the circle each round *takes a chair away*
Brambleclaw: and then it goes like that until there is one cat left?
Kits: duh
Firestar: *walks up* WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING YOU NASTY RODENTs??
Kits: *scatter*
Brambleclaw: do you want to play a game fire?
Firestar: no
Brambleclaw: play the game or I'll tell Sandstorm you're cheating on her -.-
Firestar: uhh- yeah I'd love to play!
Brambleclaw: kits come back!
Kits: *come running back to play*
Brown kit: *puts seven chairs in a circle* *starts singing to the tune of nyan cat*
-the cats circle the chair in an evil ritual-
Brown kit: *stops whistling*
*all the cats run to sit in a seat*
Brambleclaw: *slices Firestar's ear open*
Firestar: hey!!
Blue kit: aww I didn't get a seat! ;(
-THREE HOURS LATER-
*Firestar and Brambleclaw are the last ones*
Kit: *sings nyan cat music*
Brambleclaw: imma get that chair!!
Firestar: Hahhaha yeah and kits fly
Kit: *flies away*
Firestar: O-O
Kit: *stops singing*
Brambleclaw: *spits in Firestar's eye*
Firestar: EEEEEWWWWW WTF BRO
Brambleclaw: *sits in the seat*
Firestar: no fair!!
Brambleclaw: *shrugs* what can I say? I won fair and circle
Firestar . . . . you know what I'm done *heads over to StarClan to grab a pizza*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
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