A/N hey guys!! I can seriously not thank you enough for 1k followers!! I am so happy! :D here is a spoof for you awesome people
35. Followers
Brambleclaw: *pads up to Firestar* hey Firestar! Guess what!
Firestar: you finally died
Brambleclaw: no silly! I have one follower
Squirrelflight: *following Brambleclaw everywhere he goes*
Firestar: umm that's probably because she is your mate. *starts to walk away*
Brambleclaw: well then why isn't Sandstormy following you?
Firestar: will you go away
Brambleclaw: no! See look I've already gained another follower!
Ashfur: *following Squirrelflight wherever she goes*
Firestar: *rolls his eyes* well whatteever it's not like followers matter or something
Brambleclaw: YES THEY DO!! QnQ
Firestar: well then want to have a contest to see who can get the most in a day? *smiles mischiviously*
Brambleclaw: fine! It starts now.
ONE DAY LATER
Firestar: okay Brambleclaw it's time to add the followers up!
Brambleclaw: okay so I have...*counts*... 72!!
Firestar: well I have...ONE?!?!
Brambleclaw: who is it?
Firestar: it's.. YELLOWFANG!! :(
Brambleclaw: lol I have Spottedleaf
Firestar: but I thought that Cinderpelt, Sandstorm, Bluestar, and Spottedleaf loved me.. *creepy sad face*
Yellowfang *raises hand wildly and flaps it in the air* I DO TOO FIRESTAR!!
Firestar: .___. wow. this is so embarrassing.
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