A/N NOOOOOO GGUUUYYYYSSSSSSS ONLYYYYYY TWWWOOOO MOORERRRREEE SPPOOOOOFFFFFSSSS!!! I'm so sad right now ;-;
Brambleclaw: *pads out of his den* *looks at the fresh-kill pile*
Firestar: *walks over*
Brambleclaw: Firestar im hungry!!
Firestar: yea, deal with it son
Brambleclaw: but look at me! I'm as skinny as a stick! *pulls his flabby skin and it ripples around his body* you are SOOO fat
Firestar: *hasn't eaten for 3 days and ribs are sticking through his belly* 😑
Brambleclaw: imma go and eat lunch cat bye
Firestar: BRAMBLECLAW! You have already eaten 7 times today!!
Brambleclaw: .......and the point?
Firestar: *sighs* sooner or later you'll turn into Graystripe!
Graystripe: *weighs 100 pounds and is eating some pizza topped with chocolate and candy* hey.. guys.... *burps loudly*
Brambleclaw: nahhhh.. I'm fine *devours the whole fresh-kill pile*
Firestar: THERE GOES THE FOOD. *sighs* now go and hunt
Brambleclaw: no can do, gotta go shopping with Squirrelflight *speeds off*
Firestar: BUT NOOO!!
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
