32. Costumes
Brambleclaw: *watches Firestar bathing in the sun*
Firestar: *stretches* ahhhh a nice cool day out with nothing whatsoever to bother me *goes out hunting*
Brambleclaw: *gets an idea* *runs over to elder's den*
Mousefur: *casually sewing Longtail a scarf*
Brambleclaw: hey Mousefur! Could I borrow that fabric for a second?
Mousefur: NO YOU-
Brambleclaw: *grabs fabric* thanks *leaves*
A COUPLE HOURS LATER
Brambleclaw: ah! Finally after years of blood, sweat and tears, my masterpiece! *holds up Firestar costume*
Ashfur: *walks in* Hey Brambleclaw I- *sees Brambleclaw with Firestar pelt* *sprays BRMABLECLAW REPPELLENT™ all over him and scurries away*
Brambleclaw: *rubs hands together mischiviously* *puts Firestar costume on*
Brambleclaw: *pads out and leaps onto highrock* GET YOUR FAT AND LAZY BUTTS OUT HERE NOW CATS
Clan: *slowly wanders out into clearing*
Brambleclaw: Hello, cats of ThunderClan. i do not believe the name Firestar is right for me. So by the powers of StarClan and somethin' another my name is now Firekit
Clan: *bursts out cheering* FIREKIT FIREKIT FIREKIT!!
Brambleclaw: but, I also have another announcement. My one true deputy, Brambleclaw, will now be declared Bramblestar!
Clan: BRAMBLESTAR BRAMBLESTAR BRAMBLESTAR!! *cheers*
Firestar: *returns from hunting* WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
Clan: O.o *glances from Brambleclaw to Firestar*
Brambleclaw: want some waffles?
Firestar: *beep*
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