39. Genders
Brambleclaw: *talking with Ashfur*
Ashfur: so, Brambleclaw, do you even remember the last she-cat leader we had?
Firestar: *eavesdropping*
Brambleclaw: Hmm.. How'd it go? I think there was Thunder, Owlstar, Pinestar, Sunstar, Bluestar, and... FIRESTAR!! That's right. we have a she-cat leader right now!
Ashfur: *facepaw* oh! Duh! I totally forgot! LOL
Firestar: *barges in* excuse me?!
Brambleclaw: FIRESTAR FIRESTAR!! Guess what!!
Firestar: NO BRAMBLECLAW I AM NOT-
Brambleclaw: you grew another head
Firestar: ...
Ashfur: ...
Brambleclaw: ...
Ashfur: *whispers to Brambleclaw* how'd she do that?!
Firestar: I am not a she-cat!!
Brambleclaw: *lets out an exasperated sigh* how come everybody thinks that you actually are though?!
Firestar: nobody thinks that *rolls his eyes* see look let's ask my handy dandy medicine cat to prove it
*Fire Ash and Bramble walk over to Jayfeather's den*
Firestar: JAYFEATHER! Get your fat butt out here now!
Jayfeather: ugh! You are so difficult. *goes to Firestar*
Firestar: Jayfeather, I am a tom, right? Because these two little rats-
Jayfeather: I believe your birth certificate qualifies you as a she-cat
Firestar: well um 😅 *cough cough* that was a mix up...?
Jayfeather: no
Brambleclaw: *screeches* I KNEW IT!! I KNEW YOU SECRETLY LIKED SQUIRRELFLIGHT'S LIPSTICK!!
Firestar: nooooooooo!!!
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
