A/N I just updated wattpad so I can now add media XD I use an iPod touch. sorry I havnt been writing I have been pretty busy with school & stufff
16. Gatherings
Brambleclaw: *pads around camp* *flops uselessly onto ground*
Firestar: *leaps onto highrock* GATHERING TIME! Birchfall, Ashfur, Bluestar nyan cat, blah blah blah and not Brambleclaw will come to the gathering tonight
Brambleclaw: WHAT?! YOU WILL NOT BRING YOUR DEPUTY TO THE GATHERING?! * flops around on the ground like a fish*
Squirrelflight: if he isn't coming then I'm not either *crosses paws*
Firestar: ugh fine
Squirrelflight: so Brambleclaw can come?
Firestar: no
Brambleclaw: IF I DONT COME YOU DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN *glances creepily at Bluestar nyan cat*
Firestar: *vvvveeerrrryyyy lllloooooonnnngggggg ssssiiiiiigggghhhhh* fine.
AT THE GATHERING
Firestar: *nods to Blackstar* would you like to begin?
Blackstar: I hate life *nods to Leopardstar*
Leopardstar: prey-stealers! The lake is mine!! *evil laugh*
Firestar: *steps foward* prey is running well-
Brambleclaw: *cough cough* I would like to put a statement.
*crickets*
Brambleclaw: Firestar was sorta maybe kind of a bit.. uh*cough cough* kittypet.
Blackstar: LOL since when were you a kittypet Firestar
Onestar: yea, a kittypet
Firestar: oh yea *chuckles* ... that *lasers shoot out of his eyes and incinerates a nearby tree*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
