34. Borders
Brambleclaw: *pads out of his den* hey firestar, imma go on a border patrol, so seeya
Firestar: WAIT! I must go with you to make sure you behave.
Brambleclaw: *heads into forest*
ON THE PATROL
Brambleclaw: *smells a ShadowClan patrol nearby* I smell a ShadowClan patrol nearby
Firestar: Brambleclaw, whatever you do-
Brambleclaw: hey Tawnypelt! I haven't seen you in forever! *pads across the border carelessly*
Firestar: *facepaw*
Tawnypelt: ...oh... Hi, I guess Brambleclaw...
*awkward silence*
Brambleclaw: well, we gotta go now.
Tawnypelt: yea..
*awkward silence*
Tawnypelt: *pads off*
Firestar: *lets out an exasperated sigh* BRAMBLECLAW what were you THINKING?!
Brambleclaw: I was THINKING about that time I pushed you off a cliff *sees a mouse far into ShadowClan territory*
Firestar: no Brambleclaw, come across the border...
Brambleclaw: *chases the mouse*
Firestar: NO!! Come back here this moment.
Brambleclaw: *catches mouse*
Firestar: okay.. Now come back here now
Brambleclaw: one moment *holds up paw* *starts eating mouse*
Firestar: OMSC BRAMBLECLAW DO YOU EVEN LISTEN TO A WORD I SAY?!?
Brambleclaw: not really
Firestar: *dies*
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50 Ways to Annoy Firestar
FanfictionWELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN! THIS IS BOOK TWO OF THE 50 WAYS WARRIOR STYLE!*** Firestar: *rolls eyes* great. Exactly what I wanted. Brambleclaw: GREAT I BET FIRESTAR WILL BE BETTER THAN STUPID OLD JAYFEATHE...
