7: Firestar Repellent

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7. Firestar Repellent

Brambleclaw: *sees FIRESTAR selling BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™* *gets an idea*

LATER THAT DAY

Brambleclaw: AH there we go. *looks at his 2000 FIRESTAR REPELLENT!™ bottles*

Ashfur: ... what is that.

Brambleclaw: FIRESTAR REPELLENT!™ !!! *throws one to Ashfur* they are free

Ashfur: umm.. *sprays it on him and runs away*

Brambleclaw: tell your friends!! *grins evily*

FIRESTAR POV

Firestar: *sees cats spraying on BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT!™* ahh.. This is the good life..

Birchfall: *sees Firestar* ... *runs away spraying "BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™" on him*

Firestar: wait- *sees Brambleclaw giving FIRESTAR REPELLENT™ out free* BRAMBLECLAW WHAT IN STARCLAN ARE YOU DOING

Brambleclaw: umm.. Making you.. Happy?... *starts to back away*

Firestar: *eyes red and breathing fire* THIS IS WAR.

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